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Old 02-01-2005, 12:35 PM   #1
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Exclamation michael jackson wtach



over the coming weeks we should update this thread regularly with all the latest michael jackson news. this will be our onestop repository for all the latest gossip and hearsay.

this morning michael had his usual breakfast of orange juice toast and cornflakes before driving to work. then in the late forenoon his wife phoned him to ask what he would like to eat for his tea at teatime. he said he'd like sausage and mashed potatoes with gravy and no onions. this evening he's definitely going to finish painting the hall stairs before wtaching news-at-ten then he might have a nice bath and off to read in bed for a while.

we need to make sure we check back frequently to find out all the latest news and keep abreast of developments - and if we hear anything be sure to post it here asap!

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Old 02-01-2005, 08:39 PM   #2
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MEET THE NEW 'JANET JACKSON'; ACCUSER'S MOM REVEALED
Mon Jan 31 205 21:00:34 ET

This is the face of Michael Jackson's biggest nightmare: Janet Arvizo, the mother of the boy who alleges he was abused.

The media may be shielding her face from public view for now, but if the case holds together through trial, she will become the center of blistering international media attention.

Janet Arvizo married Army Reserves Major Jay Jackson in Las Vegas. She is now: Janet Jackson!

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She has been moved into protective custody with her husband, and with alleged victim Gavin Arvizo, age 15, his little brother, Star Arvizo, 14, and older sister, Davellin Arvizo, 18.

Lawyers for Michael Jackson claimed on Monday the Arvizo boys have recently been spotted shopping in Beverly Hills -- with the district attorney!

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The family's accusations are at the heart of criminal charges brought against Jackson by Santa Barbara District Attorney Tom Sneddon: All will take the stand in open court.

But mother Janet Arvizo's conflicting and documented accounts of what transpired at the Neverland compound are seen to be a major hurdle for Sneddon.

Shortly after the famed GRANADA/ABC Martin Bashir documentary aired, Janet offered words of support for her son's "hero."

She said: "At no time has Gavin ever been treated with anything other than love, respect and the deepest kindness by Michael. Michael has been so important in Gavin being able to recover from cancer. His constant support, both practical and emotional, helped give my beautiful little boy the strength to fight his cancer."

Janet now claims she did not know of the abuse at the time.

She also claims she was pressured into making a show of support for Jackson.

But the Arvizo family was also caught on film strongly denying any Jackson wrongdoing.

"There were tears, they were holding hands, they were talking about Jesus and God and Michael as the ultimate father figure," claimed videographer Christian Robinson on ABC last year.

Robinson says he spent two years recording Michael Jackson and those who made it into the pop star's inner circle.

Robinson claims the alleged victim, his brother, his sister and his mother all said Jackson did nothing wrong.

"Yeah. I asked. And they answered, and they were very up front and they, of course, said absolutely not," said Robinson. "All of them, every single one," he said.

"And just to clarify that even a little bit more, during this interview I told them to speak truthfully probably more than 30 times. I kept on reminding them, I'm like I want you guys to tell the truth," Robinson explained.

It's going to be a 'Janet Jackson' vs Michael Jackson showdown this spring in a California courtroom!

Developing...
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:38 AM   #3
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portrait of michael jackson executed in children's cereal


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the cover of the latest seattle stranger has a portrait of michael jackson made from kids' cereal bits. yuks says: "my studio mate jason huntley worked on this piece for weeks, buying and then sorting all sorts of different children's cereals by color and hue. he then applied them using silicone glue. the smell of sugar, preservatives and silicone will be indelibly associated with michael jackson's mugshot in my brain forever."
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:48 AM   #4
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i reckon they should cut a deal:
mikey promises to disappear from public life.
make no more music. leave children alone,
basically just fk off. and he gets left in
peace with free therapy for the rest of
his life.
ok mikey? deal? can we all forget it now?
sorry we messed you up, thanks for the
couple of good tunes - 'i want you back'
was ace btw - now go away......
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:40 AM   #5
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MICHAEL JACKSON BURNS TOAST / ATTACKS OWN CHILDREN!
Thu Mar 08 2007 08:07:23 ET

This morning, Michael Jackson burned a slice of presumably white bread in the kitchen of his Neverland home.



Infuriated, the former King of Pop lost his countenance and it has been reported that the situation quickly escalated after he burned his hand while trying to remove the toast from the toaster ....



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Old 03-08-2007, 10:08 AM   #6
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^ i blame it on the boogie
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:14 AM   #7
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Michael Jackson's birth chart.
As you can see, having Jupiter in the retentive causes him to have trouble getting his toast right. This, along with Venus being in the reclusive, also causes problems with his right hand near hot objects.
With Mars being in the closet, Michael Jackson will often be haunted by geese invading from another thread but not as much as had he been born without Pluto in the trash now that it's no longer a planet.
All in all, Michael Jackson's birth chart proves his proclivity towards living in his own little world and not evereverever accepting that things aren't the way the aren't.
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:24 AM   #8
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MICHAEL JACKSON BURNS TOAST / ATTACKS OWN CHILDREN!
Thu Mar 08 2007 08:07:23 ET

This morning, Michael Jackson burned a slice of presumably white bread in the kitchen of his Neverland home.
facts!! HARD FACTS are what is required in this bread, not fuzzy conjecture and speculation.

please, do you not realise that we are discussing michael jackson - a man who is a legend in his own TEATIME?
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:27 AM   #9
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oh lookit here mr. dickweed's upset!

well, **** it up your **** ****** and see if *** don't ******!!!!
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:30 AM   #10
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[snicker] dickweed! [/snicker]
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Old 03-09-2007, 10:30 AM   #11
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Michael Jackson

Oh. Ooooooooh! Well, that's a whole other Birth Chart.





"Mick" Jackson's Birth Chart

As you can see, with Uranus in the retentive, "Mick" can look forward to a career in something other than what he thinks he's good at doing. However, since his Mercury is on the ride, he will find moderate success in the music business, especially if he combines his disco music with a lawn service.
The lawn service is ultimately the way for him to go, Saturn having that ring-around-the-collar problem being a powerful influence in that direction.
But, with Jupiter out looking for where Pluto went, he will have a small fan base in the disco music market and should not abandon that side of his life altogether..
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Old 03-09-2007, 07:58 PM   #12
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any new news bout time lately?
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Old 03-10-2007, 01:21 PM   #13
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Old 03-12-2007, 07:03 PM   #14
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pooh - here's the real Michael Jackson. He's smart, and he's getting really tired of the jokes about his disappearing nose.
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I bet that Michael Jackson can't Moonwalk.
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