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Old 08-09-2010, 01:12 AM   #1
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Random Gripes

I invite you to post your random gripes here. Mine...

I am 42 years old, and cripes, I still get zits. How fair is that? I have three under the skin ones on my face. They won't pop out, so I can squish them, they are painful bumps, damn it. Waaahhhh. Ok, know there are worse things that can happen, but bleah. Just post your pissy little gripes here.
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Old 08-09-2010, 09:25 AM   #2
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I have to go to the bathroom, but it's down the hall at least 50 feet away, and I don't think I can make it without an accident. On the other hand, if I just sit here I'm sure to have an accident. How did it happen that I was so absorbed in something online that I didn't notice this situation arising? I'm probably not going to recount what happens next, so just don't ask, ok?
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Old 08-09-2010, 04:17 PM   #3
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Really sick of the phrase "at the end of the day..."
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Old 08-10-2010, 01:30 AM   #4
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I wish my mother in law wasn't visiting tomorrow.
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Old 08-10-2010, 02:36 AM   #5
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Wish I could train my brain to stop worrying, especially since I agree with Baz Luhrmann that it's as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
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Old 08-10-2010, 02:49 AM   #6
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I wish my mother in law wasn't visiting tomorrow.
OH, WOW. I wish she wasn't, too. I can so relate.
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Old 08-12-2010, 11:09 AM   #7
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Why do people talk about their vacations? What a tedium! And particularly when the vacation was to a casino, and they're recounting just how they lost their money. Shoot me now.
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:08 AM   #8
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Something bit me

Think it was a spider. I was getting into my car, brushed against some bush in my yard and bam. It really, really stung for a bit. The bite mark is a red dot, and I have a red rash around it. It feels like someone kicked me in the leg. Guess I should go to the Dr? Crap.
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:26 AM   #9
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Why can't people simply remember to agree with me? It's not like I don't tell them regularly that I'm right!
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:22 AM   #10
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Car TURN SIGNALS!!!!! Why are they too hard to flip up or down and let us (other drivers) know what the hell you (dumbass) are thinking of doing next when changing lanes.
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:27 AM   #11
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... and those other (dumbasses) DRIVERS WHO DON'T TURN OFF THEIR TURN SIGNALS WHILE ON THE INTERSTATE FOR 200 MILES!@!! and drive in the left hand lane - slowly. GAAAAH!
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:30 AM   #12
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AH!! Sigh!
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:20 PM   #13
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The left lane is a PASSING LANE you ignorant obstructionist clueless fvcktards. After you have passed the car in the right lane get your own ass into the right lane so the guy/gal driving on your ass can PASS you.

The left lane IS NOT a FAST lane. It was never intended to be a fast lane, and STOP calling it a FAST lane especially given the fact that all of you dumb asses driving in it who are hoping it becomes a FAST lane are clogging it up and ensuring it becomes the SLOW lane.

All of you who regularly drive in the left lane banging your hands/heads on your steering wheels in frustration that the dumb asses in front of you won't get out YOUR way so that YOU can pass them...need to have YOUR one remaining braincell lobotomized. If YOU are in the left lane, YOU are obstructing traffic...get the fvck out.

DRIVE RIGHT
then
PASS LEFT
then
DRIVE RIGHT
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PASS LEFT
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GET THE FVCK OUT AND DRIVE RIGHT UNTIL YOU HAVE A CLEAR SPACE TO PASS LEFT
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You will be driving RIGHT.
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Old 08-19-2010, 12:38 AM   #14
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The left lane is a PASSING LANE you ignorant obstructionist clueless fvcktards. After you have passed the car in the right lane get your own ass into the right lane so the guy/gal driving on your ass can PASS you.

The left lane IS NOT a FAST lane. It was never intended to be a fast lane, and STOP calling it a FAST lane especially given the fact that all of you dumb asses driving in it who are hoping it becomes a FAST lane are clogging it up and ensuring it becomes the SLOW lane.

All of you who regularly drive in the left lane banging your hands/heads on your steering wheels in frustration that the dumb asses in front of you won't get out YOUR way so that YOU can pass them...need to have YOUR one remaining braincell lobotomized. If YOU are in the left lane, YOU are obstructing traffic...get the fvck out.

DRIVE RIGHT
then
PASS LEFT
then
DRIVE RIGHT
then
PASS LEFT
then
GET THE FVCK OUT AND DRIVE RIGHT UNTIL YOU HAVE A CLEAR SPACE TO PASS LEFT
then
You will be driving RIGHT.
In Michigan there are signs that are posted that state "Drive in the right, pass on the left. That is the law." Think you can get a ticket for it. Will have to see if I can get a picture of the sign.
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Old 08-19-2010, 12:49 AM   #15
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In Michigan there are signs that are posted that state "Drive in the right, pass on the left. That is the law." Think you can get a ticket for it. Will have to see if I can get a picture of the sign.
Did not find the pic, but here is Michigan Law

Question: Is it against the law to drive in the left lane when not passing another vehicle?

Answer: Here is what MCL 257.634 has to say about lane driving.

If the road has 2 or more lanes in one direction, vehicles shall be driven in the extreme right-hand lane. If all lanes are occupied by vehicles moving in substantially continuous lanes of traffic then a driver can use any lane available. A driver may also use the left lane for a reasonable distance when preparing for a left turn.

On a freeway having 3 or more lanes, a driver may use any lane lawfully available.

MCL 257.642 gives further direction and states in part, "…Upon a roadway with 4 or more lanes which provides for 2-way movement of traffic, a vehicle shall be driven within the extreme right-hand lane except when overtaking and passing, but shall not cross the center line of the roadway except where making a left turn.
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