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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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ATTENTION ALL PARENTS! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?
stabbed to death with a rolled-up newspapaper |
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half baked
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: just ducky
Posts: 12,078
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How would you prefer Karl Rove should meet his maker (and then make that oh so heinous descent)?
beer. Lots and lots of beer.
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
Posts: 1,908
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Have you arranged child care for tonight?
Four different ways. |
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#19 |
monkey
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 729
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how many different ways do you do the missionary position to spice it up?
golf |
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#20 |
balancing actor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: america
Posts: 2,706
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Could you remove your finger from your throat and repeat that ?
He made a jacket out of it. |
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 8,749
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Hey, where's your roommate's cute little hamster? He's so funny when he runs in the wheel all day.
Partly cloudy with a chance of rattlesnake. |
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#22 |
dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
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how do you like your cocktails?
a bigwig
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#23 |
Mooooooooo
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Over here!
Posts: 355
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What did the little wig want to be when it grew up?
It was squeezed too hard.
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#24 |
monkey
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 729
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why did your breast augmentation go flat on one side?
cigarettes |
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#25 |
half baked
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: just ducky
Posts: 12,078
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What's the secret ingredient in that fabulously popular new breakfast sandwich all the kids are raving about?
a usb hub
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#26 |
dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
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what comes after a usa hub?
ant man bee
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#27 |
monkey
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 729
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What were you in your last life, what are you now, and what do you want to be in your next life?
it costs too much |
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#28 |
half baked
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: just ducky
Posts: 12,078
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What is probably the stupidest reason corporations give for not incorporating environmentally conscious practices?
fizzy water
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#29 |
hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
Posts: 1,908
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So what does sewage really taste like?
Maybe one day. |
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#30 |
monkey
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 729
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As a semi-expert in astronomy; especially in the fields of moononomy and astrocowology, do you think a cow will ever really jump over the moon?
over simplified |
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