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If you concentrate hard enough, you will bend that spoon.
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07-28-2007, 03:20 AM
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I must walk around the house five times clockwise and ten times counterclockwise each time I leave or my family will die.
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07-28-2007, 11:37 AM
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If you read trash magazines for free in the supermarket checkout line then you'll either go bald or get fat or both.
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07-30-2007, 01:34 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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If you put your shoes and socks on in the same order every time your feet will never stink.
I'm living proof.
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Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once. |
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07-30-2007, 01:41 PM
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Seeing a picture of a person and exchanging text messages with them over the internet can give you good idea of what that person is like in real life.
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07-30-2007, 03:01 PM
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Some people think you're supposed to smoosh down your grilled cheese sandwich in the pan or on the grill -- not so! If you smoosh them down, the small gods of the air who love the warmth in the toasty bread will not enter your body to fight off cancer. So don't smoosh down your grilled cheese sandwiches!
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07-30-2007, 03:07 PM
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^ how can this be
 i always smoosh my GCS... |
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07-30-2007, 03:57 PM
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^ Welp, you'd better be keeping the bathtub pretty clean with Comet, then, so that the chlorine keeps your sinuses clear of all the pre-cancerous cells.
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07-31-2007, 04:56 AM
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And don't clean it with a cheap imitation, some of those cheap cleaners actually have cancer cells in them.
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07-31-2007, 09:21 AM
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That's right. Remember the classic words to Colonel Bogey's March:
Comet! It makes your mouth so clean, Comet! It tastes like Listerine Comet! It makes you vomit So get some Comet and vomit today!
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07-31-2007, 10:55 AM
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If you do not look at the roaches, or make any eye contact with them, they will not be compelled to jump/attack, thus you have enough time to get to a roach spray safely.
Same goes for wasps and bees, by the way. If you look at the flying insect - it WILL sting. |
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07-31-2007, 10:59 AM
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If you announce a dive in the tuck position and then do it in pike because you didn't get up high enough even if you rip it anyway it doesn't count toward pizza points.
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07-31-2007, 11:01 AM
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If the food smells ok, then it IS ok to eat. You nose would pick up ANY potential matter decay, even if there was a smallest amount of disintegration, because your nose is an amazing organ.
So if it smells ok, no matter how old - by all means eat it. |
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07-31-2007, 11:03 AM
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If you stare at a piece of art on the wall of a museum for more than five minutes people will think you're an art expert, and will pay you to give them tours.
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07-31-2007, 11:07 AM
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It's your duty and privilege in life to make sure that your music tastes are indoctrinated unto everyone you meet. In fact, buy an iPod, and make sure to give your music selection to everyone you know, because you KNOW they need to be exposed to a higher form of musical arts than the crap they are listening to now.
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