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When you see an adult swatting a child in a public place they will welcome your gentle insights into proper parenting.
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You are going to be a much better parent than the parents who swat their children in public places, and in any case, your child will be much better behaved than that one.
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07-31-2007, 01:52 PM
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Me a parent!? Now THAT's what I call an extremely misguided notion! Brightpearl wins!
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07-31-2007, 01:54 PM
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Tattoos are a great idea!
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07-31-2007, 01:57 PM
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When you're reading a book you think is funny, the people around you will really enjoy you reading disjointed parts of it out loud to them, especially if you can manage to laugh so much while you're reading that it's hard to understand what you're saying.
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07-31-2007, 03:41 PM
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Some of my friendly, yet insane neighbors on the metro have that notion, Marcus.
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07-31-2007, 08:35 PM
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If your boss calls and asks why you're not at work, just tell him you're well -- way too well to come in to work, today. He'll understand!
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08-01-2007, 09:26 AM
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If you are a guest at someone's house its perfectly fine to go into their fridge and make yourself a snack. In fact, the hosts will appreciate you being proactive and feel like they did a great job of making you feel at home.
Also, in the same league, don't be shy about grabbing the remote and changing the channel to the one YOU like the most, even if everyone was watching something else. |
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08-01-2007, 09:30 AM
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What do women want? I'll tell you -- they want men to snap their bikini tops on public beaches and at public pools.
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08-01-2007, 09:32 AM
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When you are stuck in traffic be assured: you ARE the center of everyone's attention, in fact people from the opposite direction, who are also stuck in traffic are all looking at YOU!
And are judging you and your car. |
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08-01-2007, 09:38 AM
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What people really like is if you bring your unpotty-trained toddler to the pool with you and let him splash around all day unsupervised.
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08-01-2007, 02:50 PM
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Expounding on Capella's make yourself at home notion; People really do love it when you feel free to rummage through the medicine cabinet, you never know when you'll find something you like. By all means sample anything that looks like it might make you feel good. Mi pills es su pills.
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08-01-2007, 04:20 PM
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When viewing a movie you have previously seen, make sure to loudly shout out "Ohhh this part is where _______ happens to ________ and then______. ( fill in the blanks to suit movie ) Everyone around you will appreciate your input. This works at home or the movie theater.
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08-01-2007, 05:31 PM
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If you stay on the internet long enough your house will eventually clean itself.
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08-01-2007, 05:38 PM
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landscaping is fun
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...and your garden will weed itself!
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