ZEFRANK.COM - message board  

Go Back   ZEFRANK.COM - message board > FAST CHAT
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 10-26-2006, 06:41 AM   #1
LeahDear
monkey
 
LeahDear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,538
The McCartney-Mills Legacy

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she needs all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.

Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over"

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.


Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river


These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
__________________
I blame that Welsh tart!
LeahDear is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 06:49 AM   #2
12"razormix
° ★ °
 
12"razormix's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Şs°k°
Posts: 6,458
12"razormix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 09:21 AM   #3
AllegroNg
What I Am Wearing.
 
AllegroNg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Near DC
Posts: 2,573
You are going to a firey hell
AllegroNg is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 09:30 AM   #4
LeahDear
monkey
 
LeahDear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,538
Yes I know I am.... but at least I'll be laughing on the way!
__________________
I blame that Welsh tart!
LeahDear is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 09:55 AM   #5
Avalon
Moderator
 
Avalon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
Posts: 5,931
Ask Dinz about Heather..she always wins at Twister.
__________________
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx
Avalon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 10:04 AM   #6
LeahDear
monkey
 
LeahDear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,538
__________________
I blame that Welsh tart!
LeahDear is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 10:05 AM   #7
12"razormix
° ★ °
 
12"razormix's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Şs°k°
Posts: 6,458
i didn't know having a prosthetic leg was that much fun
12"razormix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 10:41 AM   #8
LeahDear
monkey
 
LeahDear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,538
I heard her middle name was Eileen....
__________________
I blame that Welsh tart!
LeahDear is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 10:42 AM   #9
dinzdale
King of the špatnýs
 
dinzdale's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
Posts: 9,411
Taking McCvntney's money is funny as hell.
dinzdale is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 10:43 AM   #10
LeahDear
monkey
 
LeahDear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,538
and since they split she's been working at ihop
__________________
I blame that Welsh tart!
LeahDear is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 10:44 AM   #11
LeahDear
monkey
 
LeahDear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,538
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm ****ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney"
__________________
I blame that Welsh tart!
LeahDear is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 10:56 AM   #12
Avalon
Moderator
 
Avalon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
Posts: 5,931
omg LOL One legged gold digger....
That has been my nick name for her since she married him.
__________________
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx
Avalon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 11:08 AM   #13
dinzdale
King of the špatnýs
 
dinzdale's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
Posts: 9,411
Hope she gets the fvcking lot.
dinzdale is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 11:20 AM   #14
Avalon
Moderator
 
Avalon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
Posts: 5,931


I know you do
__________________
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx
Avalon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2006, 12:05 PM   #15
Frieda
in limbo
 
Frieda's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 19,502
please don't make fun of the disabled, we're having enough trouble already!

thanks
__________________
zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf

oh yeah
Frieda is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -3. The time now is 11:34 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.