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Old 11-27-2007, 02:22 AM   #1
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The days of

On the First day of Kwanza my Posee gave to me,

A wide screen flat plasma tv.


On the Second day of...




Yay/Groan, it's time to do this again, try to keep/Keep it in the meter of original song (so we can sing it of course), replacing stuff with your own wierds/words.
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Old 11-27-2007, 03:01 PM   #2
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Oh, I can see this going awfully wrong.
Or am I just so culturally paranoid that I am making more of it than I should.
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Old 11-27-2007, 03:55 PM   #3
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Personally, i think you are making too much of it...let me try again.

On the second day of Solstice a Wiccan gave to me.

Two hemp sweaters.
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:56 PM   #4
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Now I understand.

On the third day of Festivus my ubergeek friend gave to me three 100% Domestically Produced and Manufactured 100% Recyclable Alluminum Festivus Poles....
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Old 11-27-2007, 05:02 PM   #5
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On the fourth day of Tokeanefege, Authorntuhkat gave to me four Spam jello salads....
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:59 AM   #6
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on the fifth day of O-ban a hacker sent to me.... five standard pings.
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Old 11-29-2007, 10:38 AM   #7
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On the sixth day of Winter Solstice a meteorologist gave to me four more months of winter.
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:38 PM   #8
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On the seventh day of Eid an Imam gave to me...7 days to convert.
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:34 PM   #9
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on the eighth day of abstinence, a Mormon gave to me...8 STD's
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Old 11-30-2007, 02:22 AM   #10
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On the ninth day of tax season my accountant gave to me

9 fat deductions.
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Old 11-30-2007, 03:50 AM   #11
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On the tenth day of Hanukkah, my Jewish friend gave to me,
ten pairs of tube socks and a nick knack from the dollar store.

9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
and a wide screen flat plasma tv.
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:17 PM   #12
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On the 11th day of Ski holiday Break my doctor gave to me,
11 mended bones

10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store.
9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
And a wide screen flat plasma tv.
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Old 12-07-2007, 02:05 PM   #13
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On the 12th day of frenzied shopping my Credit Card Co. gave to me,

12 days to pay off a tripled credit rate

11 mended bones
10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store.
9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
And a wide screen flat plasma tv.
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Old 12-08-2007, 07:53 PM   #14
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On the first Friday of the month my mean boss gave to me

A notice that I'm laid off...
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Old 12-09-2007, 02:10 AM   #15
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Oh Brynn for reals?

You know what this mean? You're due for something better.
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