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monkey
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(Jewish truth.
(Getting close to Jesus.)
Having a hard time getting close to Jesus in as much as he never used toilet paper . (Jwish motto in thye time of Jesus.) Eat with the right hand and wipe with the left. |
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Which is still better than grumpybumpas's own contemporary motto of "Wipe with the left hand, and eat with it, too."
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wtf?
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no more nice girl
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![]() What's the red stuff in this pic? Veg, meat, what?
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how about just washing both hands??
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oi
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oi
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Best, if you wash everything, not only your hands. Don't forget the place behind your ears!
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agree. snap. snap. but jesus and toilet paper...........i think he wiped - the body of christ...............beep beep
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yeah - probably no.
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Cheeses Save
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how bout not washing at all and just letting the bacteria, and god, sort it all out...I mean there are good bacteria and bad bacteria, god made em all for a reason, who are we to wash our hands of god's plan?
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Sounds reasonable - let's not wipe either!
Moreover, let's not do anything at all and let the good and bad bacteria take over the planet. |
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^^ we are on the same page.
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