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Old 01-29-2008, 08:14 PM   #16
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Old 01-29-2008, 08:15 PM   #17
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Chin up -- Chapped lips are a virtue in some countries.
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:44 PM   #18
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you will continue to exist in your broken marriage until the last dregs of love are drained from the shattered cup of your relationship.
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You must be really desperate to resort to cookie advice and you don't want to hear the rest of your personal lot because you are in suicidal mood anyway.
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Old 02-01-2008, 07:39 PM   #21
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Old 02-02-2008, 12:45 AM   #22
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Old 02-02-2008, 12:46 AM   #23
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Your life wouldn't be any better if you stopped smoking and lost weight.
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:44 AM   #24
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Old 02-02-2008, 02:33 PM   #25
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Old 02-03-2008, 12:02 AM   #26
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Old 02-03-2008, 11:24 AM   #27
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Old 02-03-2008, 02:23 PM   #28
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Old 02-04-2008, 12:09 PM   #29
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When your time comes, the end will be with osteoporosis, Depends, bad eyesight, and a nasty disposition. But look at the bright side, you will also have alzheimers so you won't remember any of it.
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