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Old 02-08-2008, 11:35 PM   #46
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Old 02-09-2008, 03:44 AM   #47
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Old 02-09-2008, 08:35 PM   #48
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she is with him right now
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Old 02-11-2008, 07:22 PM   #49
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You're paying too much for car insurance.
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Old 02-11-2008, 07:40 PM   #50
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they may tell you you can earn up to $3000 a month writing fortune cookie fortunes at home, but you'll be lucky if can pull in more than $50 - $100.
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:20 AM   #51
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Made you look.
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Old 02-12-2008, 05:54 AM   #52
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This cookie is poisoned. Doesn't matter if you didn't eat it. It's absorbed through the skin.
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Old 02-17-2008, 05:09 PM   #53
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your series 7 exam computer will crash at question 249.
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Old 02-17-2008, 07:52 PM   #54
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:08 AM   #55
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There are two paths before you. Take either one; it doesn't matter. Your life will still suck.
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:35 AM   #56
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I think the waitress accidentally sneezed in your lo mein. Mighta been Table 22. Couldn't really tell.
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Old 02-19-2008, 03:42 PM   #57
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your long margin value is about to implode
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Old 02-21-2008, 10:41 AM   #58
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Tasted just like chicken, didn't it?
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Old 02-21-2008, 10:59 AM   #59
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he finds your hyenalike laugh to be annoying
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Old 02-22-2008, 10:54 AM   #60
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I'm afraid there has been some cosmic mixup, because this is not your fortune cookie.
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