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Old 03-24-2004, 07:23 PM   #16
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does this sound like zenbabe in a few years to anyone but me?
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Old 03-24-2004, 09:33 PM   #17
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ha!



ok, that made me laugh today!
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Old 03-24-2004, 09:35 PM   #18
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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an
elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that
they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing
together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and
they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on
their adventure.

They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the
river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go
up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt
there in the boat!

When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just
happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd
had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when
soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked
her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.

Needless to say, this really impressed the elderly gentleman.
So, of course, he asked her to go fishing again the next day.

She said yes, and there they were the next day, riding in the
boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly
gentleman asked, "Up or down?"


A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the
boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the
river and he asked the lady, "Up or down?"
She replied "Up."

This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the
deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go
up or down, you made mad passionate love to me. Now, today?
Nothing!"

She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid
and I thought the choices were 'fvck' or 'drown'!"

Old story..but it made me laugh again today
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Old 03-24-2004, 09:41 PM   #19
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this is making me giggle right now

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Old 03-24-2004, 09:44 PM   #20
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nothing. nothing made me laugh today.
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Old 03-24-2004, 09:52 PM   #21
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Quote:
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nothing. nothing made me laugh today.
Am I wrong to assume that work today was something less than fun?
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Old 03-24-2004, 10:07 PM   #22
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:57 AM   #23
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ha!

okay Avalon, you win.
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Old 03-25-2004, 01:02 AM   #24
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As we had the whole restaurant smoking section outside tonight to ourselves, Bink went with us and eventually, after dinner had to go to the bathroom. He and I were walking back to the table, with my sis and her new BF and Nico there, and I coached him a little, as he was being silly, walking with his heels together, knees bowed out and leaning back, I whispered to him what to say (bad ma) , and as he weebled up to the table, he said to them, Look! I went to the bathroom and now I'm light in the ass!

He's like my own little ventriloquists dummy

Manana is his birthday, wish me luck!
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:39 AM   #25
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Hahaha, please don't clone him!
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Old 03-25-2004, 02:37 PM   #26
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I made sure he didn't say "Light in the loafers!"
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Old 03-25-2004, 03:35 PM   #27
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A co-worker and I were reminiscing about really bad past sexual experiences...
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:32 PM   #28
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This, in an email from a friend:


When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:45 PM   #29
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got it. That was good sparticle. Welcome aboard.
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:07 AM   #30
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Thanks kindly. Nice to meet you! :-)
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