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JesusTitties · 12-12-2003, 11:40 PM

ok!!! as you all probably know, xmas is coming really soon!!!! and i KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW how excited you must be, cuz i really am too. But heres my question.

What do you get as a gift for the person who simply has everything?!?!?! i mean like, whats the perfect gift!!

Ok ok i know that xmas is all about giving and not recieving but i think we can all relate to this one somehow! *LOL*

priceyfatprude · 12-13-2003, 01:53 AM

A pair of boxer briefs to wear whilst cooking bacon.

Klynne · 12-13-2003, 01:57 AM

Something that touches their heart. Something that reminds them of you every time they look at it, wear it, smell it, touch it. Wow, sounds like porno. Sorry I could not be more helpful.

priceyfatprude · 12-13-2003, 01:58 AM

I like her idea. Get them porno.

zenbabe · 12-13-2003, 02:11 AM

You bastard! Where is my Domo-Kun!!!!!!

Don't even THINK about landing here without one you Canadian ****

eh?

SpecialK · 12-13-2003, 06:27 AM

is this a guy or a girl?

lapietra · 12-13-2003, 06:37 AM

Soap!! No... not soap...

jaymirror · 12-13-2003, 10:43 AM

A self made carrot-holder.

agentsmith · 12-13-2003, 02:24 PM

mmmm...cant go wrong with porn, yaoi, or money.

funkytuba · 12-14-2003, 03:57 AM

If they really have everything then you should steal some of their stuff so they can receive the joy of needing something and having it given to them.

In fact, steal _all_ of their stuff, and giftwrap it and put it back where it was.

jasmina · 12-21-2005, 02:54 PM

a light sabre

Zeismyhero · 12-21-2005, 06:13 PM

I think especially if they have a child, a scrapbook with photos of them with their loved ones. I don't mean one of those elaborate scrapbooks you have to have a buttload of talent to make...just something simple.

I did this for my man...filled it with photos I've taken of him and his son. I am really hoping he loves it.

zenbabe · 12-21-2005, 07:13 PM

The gift that keeps on giving!

Jack Flanders · 12-21-2005, 08:38 PM

^^^ Holyshit!!!! Yabut how many times do you have to repeat the proceedure? That could rack up the $$$$.

Brynn · 12-27-2005, 10:27 AM

Wow. Any kind of plastic surgery would be - at the very least - an interesting present.

12-12-2003, 11:40 PM	#1
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	the perfect gift ok!!! as you all probably know, xmas is coming really soon!!!! and i KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW how excited you must be, cuz i really am too. But heres my question. What do you get as a gift for the person who simply has everything?!?!?! i mean like, whats the perfect gift!! Ok ok i know that xmas is all about giving and not recieving but i think we can all relate to this one somehow! LOL

12-13-2003, 01:53 AM	#2
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	A pair of boxer briefs to wear whilst cooking bacon. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

12-13-2003, 01:58 AM	#4
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	I like her idea. Get them porno. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

12-13-2003, 02:11 AM	#5
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	You bastard! Where is my Domo-Kun!!!!!! Don't even THINK about landing here without one you Canadian **** eh? __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-13-2003, 06:27 AM	#6
SpecialK Lint Free Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the dryer Posts: 371	is this a guy or a girl? __________________ I don't know karate, but I know kerazy!

12-13-2003, 01:57 AM	#3
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Something that touches their heart. Something that reminds them of you every time they look at it, wear it, smell it, touch it. Wow, sounds like porno. Sorry I could not be more helpful.

12-13-2003, 06:37 AM	#7
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	deja vu Soap!! No... not soap... __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

12-13-2003, 10:43 AM	#8
jaymirror anartist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: out there Posts: 1,420	A self made carrot-holder. __________________ Learning how to conjugate irregular verbs

12-13-2003, 02:24 PM	#9
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	mmmm...cant go wrong with porn, yaoi, or money. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

12-14-2003, 03:57 AM	#10
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	If they really have everything then you should steal some of their stuff so they can receive the joy of needing something and having it given to them. In fact, steal _all_ of their stuff, and giftwrap it and put it back where it was.

12-21-2005, 02:54 PM	#11
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,619	a light sabre

12-21-2005, 06:13 PM	#12
Zeismyhero Happy just to dance w/you Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Standing right behind you... Posts: 353	I think especially if they have a child, a scrapbook with photos of them with their loved ones. I don't mean one of those elaborate scrapbooks you have to have a buttload of talent to make...just something simple. I did this for my man...filled it with photos I've taken of him and his son. I am really hoping he loves it.

12-21-2005, 07:13 PM	#13
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	The gift that keeps on giving! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-21-2005, 08:38 PM	#14
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	^^^ Holyshit!!!! Yabut how many times do you have to repeat the proceedure? That could rack up the $$$$.

12-27-2005, 10:27 AM	#15
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Wow. Any kind of plastic surgery would be - at the very least - an interesting present. __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

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