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Old 02-26-2008, 06:29 PM   #166
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I know it's not the appropriate time while eating soup, but I never loved you and I'm leaving you after the second course.
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:07 PM   #167
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WHATS GOING ON IN HERE

oops wrong bread! never mind,proceed
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:28 AM   #168
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Oh my god, I sweat so much when I cook. I mean it was literally dripping off me in the kitchen tonight. I don't think anyone will need salt.
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:43 AM   #169
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Well, we figured since we'd hit the possum we might as well get the snow shovel out of the trunk and scrape it off the pavement and bring it home to cook.
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:53 PM   #170
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Gran, when you die, will you leave me your bone china collection?
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Old 02-27-2008, 04:24 PM   #171
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Hey, I just coined a term! Butt tea - it involves sweat and skidmarks
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Old 02-27-2008, 05:11 PM   #172
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Is this the dinner or is the house on fire?
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:52 PM   #173
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We ran out of condoms last night, but I turned some inside out and washed them on the advice of Hoyt and Ysapur, but do you know what? They slip off because there's still oils and lubricants on what used to be the outside! So there we were ... what? What?
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Old 02-28-2008, 01:42 AM   #174
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Have you heard what happened to Marcus who was experimenting with turning used condoms inside out and re-using them? He contracted a disgusting thing, the symptoms involve... Help! Someone call 911!
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:05 AM   #175
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You know, I always thought "std" was an abbreviation for "standard" until the re-used condoms incident in my life.
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:00 PM   #176
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Old 02-29-2008, 01:50 AM   #177
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Excuse me, could I trouble you for a plate to spit into. I've filled up my napkin.
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Old 02-29-2008, 03:19 AM   #178
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I'm terribly upset, because my gerbils devoured their babies! Imagine, those three little red, naked, wriggling uglies disappeared without a trace. Not a tiny baby foot, not a piece of tail, nothing... Oh, and by the way, I'd like to compliment on the cange of your colur. Now it matches your shirt.
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Old 02-29-2008, 12:12 PM   #179
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I think I got all of the bones out of the fish, but don't worry, Helga just completed training in the Heimlich maneuver, so enjoy your dinner.
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Old 02-29-2008, 12:29 PM   #180
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I could get you a cream for that
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