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Old 04-16-2009, 08:39 AM   #1
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(Jewish truth.

(Getting close to Jesus.)

Having a hard time getting close to Jesus in as much as he never used toilet paper .

(Jwish motto in thye time of Jesus.)

Eat with the right hand and wipe with the left.
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Old 04-16-2009, 02:02 PM   #2
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Which is still better than grumpybumpas's own contemporary motto of "Wipe with the left hand, and eat with it, too."
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:53 PM   #3
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wtf?
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Old 04-17-2009, 12:12 AM   #4
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What's the red stuff in this pic? Veg, meat, what?
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Old 04-17-2009, 01:50 AM   #5
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how about just washing both hands??
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Old 04-17-2009, 02:03 AM   #6
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What's the red stuff in this pic? Veg, meat, what?
It looks like a strawberry cut in half.
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Old 04-17-2009, 02:08 AM   #7
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It looks like a strawberry cut in half.
yes but if you wash both hands it's all good.

scrub them trust me.
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Old 04-17-2009, 02:12 AM   #8
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Best, if you wash everything, not only your hands. Don't forget the place behind your ears!
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Old 04-17-2009, 02:24 AM   #9
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agree. snap. snap. but jesus and toilet paper...........i think he wiped - the body of christ...............beep beep
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:03 AM   #10
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Old 04-17-2009, 08:57 AM   #11
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yeah - probably no.
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Old 04-17-2009, 11:51 AM   #12
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how bout not washing at all and just letting the bacteria, and god, sort it all out...I mean there are good bacteria and bad bacteria, god made em all for a reason, who are we to wash our hands of god's plan?
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Old 04-17-2009, 11:56 AM   #13
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Sounds reasonable - let's not wipe either!
Moreover, let's not do anything at all and let the good and bad bacteria take over the planet.
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Old 04-17-2009, 12:06 PM   #14
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^^ we are on the same page.
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