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Old 07-26-2009, 09:14 PM   #1186
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VAN DRIESSEN
Ah, excuse me boys. What's going on here?

BUTT-HEAD
Uh, someone stole our TV.

BEAVIS
Yeah. We're just gonna use this one. Get outta the way. Heh heh.

VAN DRIESSEN
I'm afraid that TV belongs to the school. Mmmkay? You know, this could be a positive experience for you guys. There's a wonderful world out there when we discover we don't need TV to entertain us.

BUTT-HEAD
Huh huh huh. He said "anus."

BEAVIS (to himself)
Entert-ain...us...an-us...Oh yeah! Heh heh. Anus. Heh heh.

VAN DRIESSEN (frustrated)
Have you guys heard a word I've said?

BUTT-HEAD
Yeah, "anus." Huh huh huh huh.
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:20 AM   #1187
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Reporter: I'd like to direct this question to messrs. Lennon and McCartney. In a recent article, Time magazine put down pop music. And they referred to "Day Tripper" as being about a prostitute...
Paul: Oh yeah.
Reporter: ...and "Norwegian Wood" as being about a lesbian.
Paul: Oh yeah.
Reporter: I just wanted to know what your intent was when you wrote it, and what your feeling is about the Time magazine criticism of the music that is being written today.
Paul: We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians, that's all.
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Old 07-27-2009, 08:00 PM   #1188
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Old 07-28-2009, 04:14 PM   #1189
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a finger points to the moon



put the expression
a finger poins to the moon in brackets
(a finger points to the moon)
the statement:

a finger points to the moon is in brackets
is an attempt to say that all that is in the bracket
(................................................. ............................. )
is, as to that which is not in the bracket,
what a finger is to the moon



put all possible expressions in brackets
put all possible forms in brackets
and put the brackets in brackets



every expression, and every form,
is to what is expressionless and formless
what a finger is to the moon
all expressions and all forms
point to the expressionless and formless



the proposition
all forms point to the formless
is itself a formal proposition


not,
.......as finger to moon
.......so form to formless

but,
.......as finger is to moon
.......so
.............[all possible expressions, forms, propositions,
.............including this one, made or yet to be made,
.............together with the brackets]
.......to


what an interesting finger
let me suck it


its not an interesting finger
take it away

the statement is pointless
the finger is speechless


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Old 07-28-2009, 08:57 PM   #1190
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The small man
Builds cages for everyone
He
Knows.

While the sage,
Who has to duck his head
When the moon is low,
Keeps dropping keys all night long
For the
Beautiful
Rowdy
Prisoners.

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Old 07-30-2009, 12:47 AM   #1191
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?
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Old 07-30-2009, 04:19 PM   #1192
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a speck of dust has settled in my eye
it doesn't matter i've seen everything anyway

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Old 07-31-2009, 04:03 AM   #1193
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The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every supreme leader, every superstar, every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

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Old 08-01-2009, 04:23 PM   #1194
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how long can dust wait?
ask the moon
but ask him soon
ask him soon

dust and water, water and dust
water and dust

love the coal
love the way you're waiting
i love your kind patience

dust and water, water and dust
water and dust

did you think i'd leave you here forever?

dust and water, water and dust
water and dust

how long can dust wait?
ask the moon
but ask him soon
ask him soon

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Old 08-01-2009, 07:19 PM   #1195
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Old 08-03-2009, 12:32 AM   #1196
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1 Ar-Rahmān The All Beneficent, The Most Merciful in Essence, The Compassionate, The Most Gracious Beginning of every chapter except one, and in numerous other places

2 م Ar-Rahīm The Most Merciful, The Most Merciful in Actions Beginning of every chapter except one, and in numerous other places
3 Al-Malik The Owner, The Sovereign, The True and Ultimate King
4 Al-Quddūs The Most Holy, The Most Pure, The Most Perfect
5 As-Salām The Peace and Blessing, The Source of Peace and Safety, The Most Perfect
6 Al-Mu'min The Guarantor, The Self Affirming, The Granter of Security, The Affirmer of Truth
7 Al-Muhaymin The Guardian, The Preserver, The Overseeing Protector
8 Al-ʿAzīz The Almighty, The Self Sufficient, The Most Honorable

9 Al-Jabbār The Powerful, The Irresistible, The Compeller, The Most Lofty, The Restorer/Improver of Affairs
10 Al-Mutakabbir The Tremendous
11 Al-Khāliq The Creator
12 Al-Bāri' The Rightful
13 Al-Muṣawwir The Fashioner of Forms
14 Al-Ghaffār The Ever Forgiving
15 Al-Qahhār The All Compelling Subduer
16 Al-Wahhāb The Bestower
there are 99 names of g+d (Allah)
according to wikipedia
(boy loves the first here)<ditto ditto ditto ditto

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99 Aṣ-Ṣabur The Patient, The Timeless.

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Old 08-03-2009, 08:29 PM   #1197
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But I`m pretty good with collaborative thinking. I work well with other people.
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Old 08-06-2009, 02:52 PM   #1198
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Old 08-06-2009, 07:21 PM   #1199
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We allow our ignorance to prevail upon us and make us think we can survive alone, alone in patches, alone in groups, alone in races, even alone in genders.
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Old 08-07-2009, 08:40 AM   #1200
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I was all right for a while
I could smile for a while
But I saw you last night
You held my hand so tight
As you stopped to say, "Hello"
Oh, you wished me well
You couldn't tell
That I'd been crying
over you
crying
over you
When you said, "So long"
Left me standing all alone
Alone and crying, crying
crying,
crying
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