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Old 01-16-2004, 04:32 PM   #1
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Good stuff

from Communal limericks:

I once put my finger in a dyke!
But not the type that you might like.
I'm not being rude
This act was not lewd!
Just natural, to finger and dyke alike.

courtesy of Tall Thin Duke, RevEf, Chuckie Egg and Hyakujo's Fox
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Old 01-21-2004, 02:55 AM   #2
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back at you... from communal haiku


bread and circuses
brings to mind, Krusty the clown
send in the challah



ha!

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Old 02-10-2004, 02:05 AM   #3
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from communal haikus...

two thousand and four
hope it will be a great year
anyone but Bush

oh yes...


That one's from Hyakujo's Fox, Coffee and Supreme Finishing Move by ze.

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Old 02-11-2004, 07:05 PM   #4
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also from communal haikus

you're missing the point
which shouldn't be surprising
sharp as a marble


courtesy of chuckie egg, daverbee and maychorian
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:06 PM   #5
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I LOVE the Stewpid Made-Up Songs Thread. I can't pick a favorite, though. I think their power lies in the entire concert. Inspired insanity by rapscalious rob, Hyakujo's Fox, funkytuba, and RevEf. (I've been humming RevEf's Dwarven Mining Song incessantly since I discovered it yesterday.)
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Old 02-11-2004, 09:10 PM   #6
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you know, I came in here to say nearly the same thing.

I guess you really ARE some smartypants after all.
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:04 PM   #7
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I came in here to say nearly the same thing.

I guess you really ARE some smartypants after all.
Smart pants think alike! (Shrink alike?)
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:56 PM   #8
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I was surprised anyone posted in that thread. I’m glad that other people make up silly songs that roll around in their heads over and over again, also.

This limerick, from “Limericks for the Purist,” had me laughing out loud:


O brother! Please bring me a cocktail
I druther you do it without fail!
Make it strong, serve it neat
then stir it with your feet
to give it the flavour of toe nail

This limerick brought to you by: Smartypants, Revf, and Hyakujo’s Fox.


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Old 02-13-2004, 09:19 PM   #9
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Actually I stole the Dwarven Mining song from Terry Pratchett. If you haven't read his stuff yet I suggest it!

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Old 03-03-2004, 11:29 AM   #10
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Light me another
throw the match at the gas pump
But mind my eyebrows


LOL! Dinz and Maychorian
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Old 03-10-2004, 07:45 PM   #11
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like a tiger
stalking her prey
Grandma's bony hand reaches
to embrace the cheek, puckering up
pinching poor, innocent babies
who cry helplessly
"Sto-op!"
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Old 03-26-2004, 11:07 AM   #12
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They say beans is good for the heart
I won't go there, don't make me start!
It's tempting but puerile
like that big-balled squirrel
You can try, but can't make me say fart!

oopsie

oopsie, audrey said and blushed
to provide a good rhyme, she was rushed
poor audrey got addled
as the last line she straddled
so she farted, then straddled, then flushed!


Hilarity from Dave, Coffee, Rap, Lala, Smarty, and Aud!


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Old 03-26-2004, 11:10 AM   #13
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I'm a fool for toilet humour!
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Old 04-01-2004, 01:36 PM   #14
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Old 04-04-2004, 12:32 AM   #15
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This one just appeared. Bellylaugh-inducing haiku only possible by communal effort (madasacutsnake, Klynne, Hfox):

Evil oracle
Loves to cast demonic spells
Seeks tall demi-god
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