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Old 02-15-2004, 09:27 AM   #16
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I brought you red roses
and I brought you red wine
you'd changed all the locks
baby, was that some kind of sign?

Oh I got dumped
I got dumped
I got dumped
on Valentine's day

I wrote you a love letter
And I held it to me tight
When I went to deliver it
You were out for the night

Oh I got dumped
I got dumped
I got dumped
on Valentine's day

I walked through the streets
I could feel my old heart
why oh why my baby
did you tear it apart?

Oh I got dumped
I got dumped
I got dumped
on Valentine's day

I'm so disappointed
I walked down to the docks
then I ate all your chocolates
right out of the box

Oh I got dumped
I got dumped
I got dumped
on Valentine's day

Oh I got dumped
I got dumped
I got dumped
I got dumped
I got dumped

(repeat to infinity)
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Old 02-15-2004, 11:41 PM   #17
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(To the tune of Stairway to Heaven)

There is a lady that knows that she's going to be sold
and she lives at the Seven Eleven

When she gets there she knows, if the doors are all closed, that they are all going to get what they came for

There is a sign on the door, that says ring for a whore, because you know that sex has no meaning.


(I will stop here, because it gets pretty raunchy. A friend of mine wrote this in highschool)
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:57 PM   #18
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(A work in progress. Here's what I have so far...)

Sat down one Sunday evenin'
And turned on my TV
'Twas Super Bowl's Big Halftime Show
What do ya think I seen?
Miz Jackson and young Timberlake
Was dancin' on a stage
When out popped Janet's boobie
Put our country in a rage!

(Chorus)
Janet Jackson's breast
Oh, Janet Jackson's breast
We all freaked out
When it popped out
Janet Jackson's breast
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Old 02-16-2004, 01:56 PM   #19
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(Continuing on...more to come, I'm sure...))

Justin's the one who did the deed
But Janet got the blame!
The NFL and CBS
were yelled at just the same!
It wasn't such a big thang
But filled us with such ire
That if we lived in ole Iran
We'd toss her in the fire!

(Chorus)

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Old 02-16-2004, 03:06 PM   #20
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(OK, I'll quit after this one...)

This one wardrobe malfunction
Outshadowed all the rest
Of events on that Super Day
An' put us to the test!
Me, I'm just glad Ben Affleck
At the 500 in Daytonee
Decided not to flash us
An' show us his wee-wee!

(Chorus)
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Old 02-16-2004, 04:59 PM   #21
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Yeah, and I'm trying to remember what is was about Glod... did Glod have a song?
i don't know!!

hmm

let me do a personalized version of your/pratchett's dwarf song

HELL HELL HELL
i'm going to HELL (repeat)
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Old 02-16-2004, 05:23 PM   #22
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The first song I ever wrote, when I was sixteen. (Really.) Chords are Am Em, and D repeated over and over.

The sadness came to stay today
The sadness wouldn't go away
The sadness came to stay today
And I don't know what to do.

I read in the Bible 'bout men who were depressed
Elijah in the desert, Jesus in the garden
You know my thoughts, before I think to ask
And You know what to do

The sadness came to stay today
The sadness wouldn't go away
The sadness came to stay today
And I don't know what to do

The sadness came to stay today
The sadness wouldn't go away
The sadness came to stay today
And I don't know what to do
Please tell me what to do
I put my trust in You
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Old 02-17-2004, 08:06 AM   #23
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Dwarven Drinking Song


Gold! Gold! Gold!

take a big swig of ale

repeat 5x


Glod! Glod! Glod!

more ale, ignore Glod when he says "What?"

repeat 7x


Glod Grodd Mog flug...

vomit, fall over
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Old 02-17-2004, 07:20 PM   #24
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Dwarven Drinking Song


Gold! Gold! Gold!

take a big swig of ale

repeat 5x


Glod! Glod! Glod!

more ale, ignore Glod when he says "What?"

repeat 7x


Glod Grodd Mog flug...

vomit, fall over
is that from a pratchett?
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Old 02-18-2004, 04:24 AM   #25
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My toddler son is banging on the wall
his toys are scattered all across my den
it's 1:14AM and he ain't close to sleep at all
so it looks like I'll be napping at work again

That kid just won't stay asleep
That kid just won't stay asleep
Bouncing up and down and up and down and all around the house

He's blowing zerberts on his mother's belly
He's got the dog into a forced retreat
but the most annoying part of his big melee
he thinks tickle me elmo is real neat

That kid just won't stay asleep
That kid just won't stay asleep
Bouncing up and down and up and down and all around the house

My landlord says nocturnal play's verboten
He's torn our lease up and told us to leave
I'll have to turn into a Minnesotan
Up there some buffer space ain't hard to achieve
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Old 02-18-2004, 10:55 AM   #26
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(The second verse doesn't really work well with the rest of it, but that's the first one I made up, so I kept it in...)

I知 lonesome and I got no place to go!
I知 lonesome and I got no place to go!
I got no place to park my butt
My life is just in such a rut.
I知 lonesome and I got no place to go!

I知 fat I need a way to lose some weight!
I知 fat I need a way to lose some weight!
This Stairmaster is killin me!
It hurts my back, blows out my knees!
I知 fat I need a way to lose some weight!

I知 bored I need a plan to kill some time!
I知 bored I need a plan to kill some time!
Zefrank痴 page seems to fill the bill!
I use my brain, I get my fill!
I知 bored I need a plan to kill some time!

I'm happy now, I'm so glad that I'm here!
I'm happy now, I'm so glad that I'm here!
I laugh, I cry, I think a lot!
Bored is something that I'm not!
I'm happy now, I'm so glad that I'm here!
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Old 02-21-2004, 10:11 PM   #27
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The choco.
The choco taco.
the hungry hambone.
and Mr. Rocko.

It痴 all just talko
the choco taco
but don稚 open the door, please, when they knocko.

The hungry hambone
is Mr. Rocko
He went to town to get himself
a choco taco.

But they were out of
the choco taco
he had to satisfy himself
with steak gorditas

the seoritas
like steak gorditas.
But Mr. Rocko really wanted
choco tacos.

But they were out of
the choco tacos.
the hungry hambone cried,
they池e out of stocko.
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Old 02-24-2004, 03:40 PM   #28
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Children's Song to be sung whilst jumping up and down and up and down and up and down on your bed...

What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?

(Repeat until yelled at)
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Old 02-25-2004, 07:54 PM   #29
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(sung to Beethoven痴 6th symphony)

it痴 illegal it痴 illegal it痴 illegal it痴 illegal
I DON探 CARE IF IT担 ILLEGAL
it痴 illegal it痴 illegal it痴 illegal it痴 illegal
I DON探 CARE IF IT担 ILLEGAL
it痴 illegal it痴 illegal it痴 illegal it痴 illegal
I DON探 CARE IF IT担 ILLEGAL
it痴 illegal it痴 illegal it痴 illegal it痴 illegal
I DON探 CARE! LOCK ME UP I DO NOT GIVE A
DAMN.
I DON探 CARE WHETHOR OR NOT IT担 LEGAL!
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Old 03-01-2004, 04:58 PM   #30
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Another day, another dollar
Another hoot, another holler
And another traffic jam

Another day, another sunrise
Slipping down to eat your steak fries
Is this somewhere that I am?

Another fight, another make-up
when it ought to be a break-up
Will you ever go away?

Another poem, another weeper
Another flight, you just can't keep 'er
And this cost we just can't pay

Give me a truck, give me a shot gun,
Give me a dog, 'cause I don't got one
And I'll sing the country tour

You might as well come on and join me
We're just two bums, lost and lonely
Who can't make a rhyme with tour

So here's the end, are you sorry?
Will you miss me? Will you call me?
I won't answer, silly cat.

And that's that.
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