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katester · 03-16-2003, 11:34 PM

i really need money, so i'm brainstorming what to do. so far, here is my list...

1) sell a kidney..
i could pay for college, a car, and put a downpayment on a home all in one go. but i have to find an illegal doc and an illegal recipient.
2)be a 'marriage preparer'
for all those guys that want to be good and ready for their wedding night. i am a tiger...
3) protest the war in iraq by paintballing on the drag (university street) and make a biiiiig stink about my constitution rights being violated when they arrest me, and sue for millions.

that's about all i can think of? other than a druggie person, but i don't have the skills or resources for that...

anyone else?

1kookykat · 03-17-2003, 01:47 AM

Have you looked under the couch cushions?

noxxville · 03-17-2003, 03:47 AM

Sell toothbrushes....here's how:

hand out free samles of a new "dip" which is actually feces....then reveal the "tasters" what they have just had and sell them a toothbrush

03-17-2003, 04:08 AM

Sell bums. You know, the ones on the street. Try to sell them to people walking on the street. They're good for everything.

Frieda · 03-17-2003, 05:48 AM

how about... work?

you could make a website with loads of banners and click those banners for half an hour at someone else's computer. that would give you.. about.. 5 dollars

xerocs · 03-17-2003, 06:10 AM

one word... amway
another two words... mary kay
my mother is always duped by those people and they drive pink cadillacs so they must be doing something right...

Frieda · 03-17-2003, 06:23 AM

i know amway, but what's mary kay? something similar?

xerocs · 03-17-2003, 06:35 AM

i think it is like avon make-up....

xerocs · 03-17-2003, 06:42 AM

I hate to steal kates thunder... but i need money too... so i am auctioning.... that is right... me, to the highest bidder... all proceeds go to kate though

Red Princess · 03-17-2003, 01:46 PM

if you are going to be a marriage preparer, shouldn't you be preparing the bride? wouldn't that be a more fun job for you?

Deviate · 03-17-2003, 03:02 PM

how about Ex-slapper? walk into bars, restaurants, the opera and give a good whack on the face to the selected target. offer your services to bitter breakupees, try to schedule the event during the ex's date. once you have established a good client base hire an assistant that will photograph the great moment. spice it up with phrases such as "you told me you're gay!" or "you bastard, what about the baby?"

-st.

Zyle · 03-17-2003, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deviate
how about Ex-slapper? walk into bars, restuarants, the opera and give a good whack on the face to the selected target. offer your services to bitter breakupees, try to schedule the event during the ex's date. once you have established a good client base hire an assistant that will photograph the great moment. spice it up with phrases such as "you told me you're gay!" or "you bastard, what about the baby?"

-st.

Oh wow Dev, you've just invented my dream job

toooo much fun

katester · 03-17-2003, 10:45 PM

well, first off i am a part of corperate america, and i do have a job, two actually. so i'm not a bum, though selling bums doesn't seem like such a bad idea! good for all sorts of things.

red princess, i don't think you quite got the idea of what a marraige preparer does. but we'll leave it at that.

thanks for all the ideas, keep them coming!

noxxville · 03-17-2003, 10:47 PM

Sell donuts outside of weight loss centers.

rmr · 03-17-2003, 11:13 PM

when i was young and without money a friend of mine and I would drive around looking for people in their front yards. We'd then proceed to call them over to the car and ask them for a dollar....it always worked. i suggest you give it a try.

03-16-2003, 11:34 PM	#1
katester jack's smirking revenge Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: denton Posts: 36	i need money... fun ideas? i really need money, so i'm brainstorming what to do. so far, here is my list... 1) sell a kidney.. i could pay for college, a car, and put a downpayment on a home all in one go. but i have to find an illegal doc and an illegal recipient. 2)be a 'marriage preparer' for all those guys that want to be good and ready for their wedding night. i am a tiger... 3) protest the war in iraq by paintballing on the drag (university street) and make a biiiiig stink about my constitution rights being violated when they arrest me, and sue for millions. that's about all i can think of? other than a druggie person, but i don't have the skills or resources for that... anyone else? __________________ a man said to the Universe: 'Sir, i exist!' 'However,' replied the Universe, ' the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.' -stephen crane

03-17-2003, 01:47 AM	#2
1kookykat Black ants vs. white ants Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The KookyKam Studios, atop the Kooky Building Posts: 215	Have you looked under the couch cushions? __________________ Atheism presupposes Theism

03-17-2003, 03:47 AM	#3
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	Sell toothbrushes....here's how: hand out free samles of a new "dip" which is actually feces....then reveal the "tasters" what they have just had and sell them a toothbrush __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

03-17-2003, 05:48 AM	#5
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	how about... work? you could make a website with loads of banners and click those banners for half an hour at someone else's computer. that would give you.. about.. 5 dollars __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

03-17-2003, 06:23 AM	#7
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	i know amway, but what's mary kay? something similar? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

03-17-2003, 04:08 AM	#4
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	Sell bums. You know, the ones on the street. Try to sell them to people walking on the street. They're good for everything.

03-17-2003, 06:10 AM	#6
xerocs Lurk Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rapid City, SoDak Posts: 1,341	one word... amway another two words... mary kay my mother is always duped by those people and they drive pink cadillacs so they must be doing something right...

03-17-2003, 06:35 AM	#8
xerocs Lurk Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rapid City, SoDak Posts: 1,341	i think it is like avon make-up....

03-17-2003, 06:42 AM	#9
xerocs Lurk Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rapid City, SoDak Posts: 1,341	I hate to steal kates thunder... but i need money too... so i am auctioning.... that is right... me, to the highest bidder... all proceeds go to kate though

03-17-2003, 01:46 PM	#10
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	if you are going to be a marriage preparer, shouldn't you be preparing the bride? wouldn't that be a more fun job for you? __________________ snarky peep

03-17-2003, 03:02 PM	#11
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	how about Ex-slapper? walk into bars, restaurants, the opera and give a good whack on the face to the selected target. offer your services to bitter breakupees, try to schedule the event during the ex's date. once you have established a good client base hire an assistant that will photograph the great moment. spice it up with phrases such as "you told me you're gay!" or "you bastard, what about the baby?" -st. Last edited by Deviate : 03-17-2003 at 03:18 PM.

03-17-2003, 10:45 PM	#13
katester jack's smirking revenge Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: denton Posts: 36	wow... well, first off i am a part of corperate america, and i do have a job, two actually. so i'm not a bum, though selling bums doesn't seem like such a bad idea! good for all sorts of things. red princess, i don't think you quite got the idea of what a marraige preparer does. but we'll leave it at that. thanks for all the ideas, keep them coming! __________________ a man said to the Universe: 'Sir, i exist!' 'However,' replied the Universe, ' the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.' -stephen crane

03-17-2003, 10:47 PM	#14
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	Sell donuts outside of weight loss centers. __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

03-17-2003, 11:13 PM	#15
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	when i was young and without money a friend of mine and I would drive around looking for people in their front yards. We'd then proceed to call them over to the car and ask them for a dollar....it always worked. i suggest you give it a try.

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