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Brynn · 06-16-2005, 06:39 AM

^^^this made me hurt myself

"sloppy drunk" doesn't work either:

trisherina · 06-16-2005, 06:48 AM

Miss Rat's hobbies listed on her Neopets lookup:

Art and Crafts, Comic Books, Engineering

venusupnorth · 06-16-2005, 07:13 PM

Nice She-man!

Smartypants · 06-16-2005, 10:47 PM

I had my car smog tested yesterday at a service station in the Castro district (SF's main gay neighborhood) and I paid with my check card. Today my online banking shows the debit attributed to "SMOG QUEEN"

HAHAHA!

smellyrayzin · 06-20-2005, 06:00 AM

ok.... it's sad. but funny.

this video had me laughing to tears. LMAO

~*WickedAngel*~ · 06-20-2005, 06:37 AM

Posted in a chat room through an emotes list: "It's like dating a nymphomaniac who can suck the cvm out of your dick without even undoing your fly, and then being forced to go back to ye olde mastvrbation ritual of warm mayonnaise in a sock."

venusupnorth · 06-20-2005, 03:15 PM

Angry Bed Positions

daverbee · 06-20-2005, 06:48 PM

NimbleMarmoset · 06-21-2005, 12:24 AM

~*WickedAngel*~ · 06-21-2005, 04:35 AM

Found the name Suck Chin in a Baby Names book while trying to help my friend pick out a name for her baby.

priceyfatprude · 06-21-2005, 05:40 AM

Gisele Bundchen.

She is on Conan (repeat) and when she was 16 & first moved to NYC to model, the other (older, jealous) models decided to teach her some more English, as the only words she knew were, "Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Night, Hi, Hello, 12345."

They told her that to call someone an a$$h*le was a good thing, and she was so excited to have learned a new word, that she left for her modeling gig the next morning & said, "Hi, A$$h*le!" to the 70-year-old doorman.

But then she went to her modeling agency & said, "Good morning, a$$h*les!"

That's what cracked me up.

She apologized to the doorman on Conan, though.

craig johnston · 06-21-2005, 08:55 AM

ok if she had been japanese or something, but german does
contain the word 'arshloch' which has exactly the same meaning
and you have to be very stupid indeed not to know that as a
young german person.

she is saved by apologising to the doorman but not to her agency.
nice one!

12"razormix · 06-21-2005, 09:05 AM

( psst craig.. she's brazilian

)

Smartypants · 06-21-2005, 09:14 AM

Hmmm. She has a German name, and lives in Brazil... I wonder what her granddaddy did during WWII...

craig johnston · 06-21-2005, 09:14 AM

really? with a name like that?

that expains a lot

06-16-2005, 06:48 AM	#1277
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Miss Rat's hobbies listed on her Neopets lookup: Art and Crafts, Comic Books, Engineering __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

06-16-2005, 07:13 PM	#1278
venusupnorth I'm leaving tomorrow! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Zoo Posts: 726	Nice She-man! __________________ "What you risk reveals what you value." —Jeanette Winterson

06-16-2005, 10:47 PM	#1279
Smartypants MR. Smartypants to you. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oh, YOU PEOPLE go ahead and call it "Frisco." See if I care. Posts: 3,967	I had my car smog tested yesterday at a service station in the Castro district (SF's main gay neighborhood) and I paid with my check card. Today my online banking shows the debit attributed to "SMOG QUEEN" HAHAHA! __________________ "I don't think God wants us to believe in him. If he wanted us to believe in him he'd do something about it -- like exist perhaps!" --Linda Smith

06-20-2005, 06:00 AM	#1280
smellyrayzin mrs. self destruct Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: arizizooona Posts: 643	ok.... it's sad. but funny. this video had me laughing to tears. LMAO __________________ therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free. + my website + my photo site

06-20-2005, 06:37 AM	#1281
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	Posted in a chat room through an emotes list: "It's like dating a nymphomaniac who can suck the cvm out of your dick without even undoing your fly, and then being forced to go back to ye olde mastvrbation ritual of warm mayonnaise in a sock." __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

06-16-2005, 06:39 AM	#1276
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	^^^this made me hurt myself "sloppy drunk" doesn't work either:

06-20-2005, 03:15 PM	#1282
venusupnorth I'm leaving tomorrow! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Zoo Posts: 726	Angry Bed Postions, LOL Angry Bed Positions __________________ "What you risk reveals what you value." —Jeanette Winterson

06-20-2005, 06:48 PM	#1283
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	__________________ Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once.

06-21-2005, 12:24 AM	#1284
NimbleMarmoset frick, frack, fruck Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: is irrelevant Posts: 998

06-21-2005, 04:35 AM	#1285
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	Found the name Suck Chin in a Baby Names book while trying to help my friend pick out a name for her baby. __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

06-21-2005, 05:40 AM	#1286
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Gisele Bundchen. She is on Conan (repeat) and when she was 16 & first moved to NYC to model, the other (older, jealous) models decided to teach her some more English, as the only words she knew were, "Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Night, Hi, Hello, 12345." They told her that to call someone an a$$hle was a good thing, and she was so excited to have learned a new word, that she left for her modeling gig the next morning & said, "Hi, A$$hle!" to the 70-year-old doorman. But then she went to her modeling agency & said, "Good morning, a$$h*les!" That's what cracked me up. She apologized to the doorman on Conan, though. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

06-21-2005, 08:55 AM	#1287
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	ok if she had been japanese or something, but german does contain the word 'arshloch' which has exactly the same meaning and you have to be very stupid indeed not to know that as a young german person. she is saved by apologising to the doorman but not to her agency. nice one! __________________ the tea leaf family

06-21-2005, 09:05 AM	#1288
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	( psst craig.. she's brazilian )

06-21-2005, 09:14 AM	#1289
Smartypants MR. Smartypants to you. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oh, YOU PEOPLE go ahead and call it "Frisco." See if I care. Posts: 3,967	Hmmm. She has a German name, and lives in Brazil... I wonder what her granddaddy did during WWII... __________________ "I don't think God wants us to believe in him. If he wanted us to believe in him he'd do something about it -- like exist perhaps!" --Linda Smith

06-21-2005, 09:14 AM	#1290
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	really? with a name like that? that expains a lot __________________ the tea leaf family

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