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Jack Flanders · 12-27-2005, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smartypants

Very funny!!!

jasmina · 12-28-2005, 10:36 AM

Mysterious appearance of chairs
A few years ago, I went to Brixton Academy one new years eve.

Over the course of the evening, I managed to consume enough pills to reach the usual end result of being a bit of a mess.

I also ended up painted in bright orange body paint, because it just felt sooooo nice.

After dancing all night, the paint had started to run, making my face completely orange.

Towards the end of the night, I decided to have a sit down to sort my head out a bit. I retrieved my jacket from the cloakroom, and staggered across the room, and spotted a free stool just off the dancefloor.

I walked over to it, covered it with my jacket, and then sat down. It was at this point, I realised that it wasn't a chair at all. It was some guy who was probably also trying to sort his head out, sat on the floor with his legs tucked in to his chin.

I jumped up, picked my jacket up, said "sorry mate, I thought you were a chair", and then dissappeared off in to the night.

I always look at the incident from the other guys point of view. He is having a moment to sort his head out, when suddenly a bloke with an orange face, and quite possibly wild staring eyes, walks over, the world goes dark, and then someone sits on him, then promptly dissappears.

From b3ta.com

craig johnston · 12-28-2005, 02:12 PM

that might have been me.
'94 or so?

jasmina · 12-28-2005, 02:55 PM

The chair or the narrator?? (I'm guessing chair)

craig johnston · 12-28-2005, 09:00 PM

either one, but thanks for your support.

craig johnston · 12-28-2005, 09:08 PM

rmr

what's it got to do with the zoo?

priceyfatprude · 12-30-2005, 01:32 AM

"I was watching that Isaac Maserati show today"--my mother

(she means of course the fabulous Isaac Mizrahi)

Bipolarbear · 12-30-2005, 11:57 AM

Tee hee. :3

§olomon · 12-30-2005, 07:31 PM

§olomon · 12-30-2005, 07:47 PM

Jack Flanders · 12-30-2005, 11:49 PM

[IMG]wtf1.jpg[/IMG]

Jack Flanders · 12-30-2005, 11:51 PM

Brynn · 12-31-2005, 04:29 PM

Bipolarbear · 12-31-2005, 09:34 PM

I am a nerd who likes to participate in message board roleplaying games. I was doing a roleplay with one of those people who really love to use their thesaurus while writing, whether she knows the real meaning of the word or not. And Jade stared into Anika's grinning complexion.

§olomon · 01-03-2006, 04:29 AM

12-28-2005, 10:36 AM	#1682
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,619	Not condoning in ANY WAY.... but made me laugh Mysterious appearance of chairs A few years ago, I went to Brixton Academy one new years eve. Over the course of the evening, I managed to consume enough pills to reach the usual end result of being a bit of a mess. I also ended up painted in bright orange body paint, because it just felt sooooo nice. After dancing all night, the paint had started to run, making my face completely orange. Towards the end of the night, I decided to have a sit down to sort my head out a bit. I retrieved my jacket from the cloakroom, and staggered across the room, and spotted a free stool just off the dancefloor. I walked over to it, covered it with my jacket, and then sat down. It was at this point, I realised that it wasn't a chair at all. It was some guy who was probably also trying to sort his head out, sat on the floor with his legs tucked in to his chin. I jumped up, picked my jacket up, said "sorry mate, I thought you were a chair", and then dissappeared off in to the night. I always look at the incident from the other guys point of view. He is having a moment to sort his head out, when suddenly a bloke with an orange face, and quite possibly wild staring eyes, walks over, the world goes dark, and then someone sits on him, then promptly dissappears. From b3ta.com

12-28-2005, 02:12 PM	#1683
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	that might have been me. '94 or so? __________________ the tea leaf family

12-28-2005, 09:00 PM	#1685
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	either one, but thanks for your support. __________________ the tea leaf family

12-28-2005, 09:08 PM	#1686
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	rmr what's it got to do with the zoo? __________________ the tea leaf family

12-30-2005, 01:32 AM	#1687
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	"I was watching that Isaac Maserati show today"--my mother (she means of course the fabulous Isaac Mizrahi) __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

12-28-2005, 02:55 PM	#1684
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,619	The chair or the narrator?? (I'm guessing chair)

12-30-2005, 11:57 AM	#1688
Bipolarbear Civilly Disobedient Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the cauldron of creation Posts: 48	Tee hee. :3

12-30-2005, 07:31 PM	#1689
§olomon » Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 75	__________________ the best of you

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§olomon » Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 75	__________________ the best of you

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Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	[IMG]wtf1.jpg[/IMG] Last edited by Jack Flanders : 08-06-2006 at 01:55 AM.

12-30-2005, 11:51 PM	#1692
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	! Last edited by Jack Flanders : 08-06-2006 at 01:55 AM.

12-31-2005, 04:29 PM	#1693
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	__________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

12-31-2005, 09:34 PM	#1694
Bipolarbear Civilly Disobedient Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the cauldron of creation Posts: 48	I am a nerd who likes to participate in message board roleplaying games. I was doing a roleplay with one of those people who really love to use their thesaurus while writing, whether she knows the real meaning of the word or not. And Jade stared into Anika's grinning complexion.

01-03-2006, 04:29 AM	#1695
§olomon » Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 75	__________________ the best of you

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