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Old 12-27-2005, 03:52 PM   #1681
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Old 12-28-2005, 10:36 AM   #1682
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Not condoning in ANY WAY.... but made me laugh

Mysterious appearance of chairs
A few years ago, I went to Brixton Academy one new years eve.

Over the course of the evening, I managed to consume enough pills to reach the usual end result of being a bit of a mess.

I also ended up painted in bright orange body paint, because it just felt sooooo nice.

After dancing all night, the paint had started to run, making my face completely orange.

Towards the end of the night, I decided to have a sit down to sort my head out a bit. I retrieved my jacket from the cloakroom, and staggered across the room, and spotted a free stool just off the dancefloor.

I walked over to it, covered it with my jacket, and then sat down. It was at this point, I realised that it wasn't a chair at all. It was some guy who was probably also trying to sort his head out, sat on the floor with his legs tucked in to his chin.

I jumped up, picked my jacket up, said "sorry mate, I thought you were a chair", and then dissappeared off in to the night.

I always look at the incident from the other guys point of view. He is having a moment to sort his head out, when suddenly a bloke with an orange face, and quite possibly wild staring eyes, walks over, the world goes dark, and then someone sits on him, then promptly dissappears.

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Old 12-28-2005, 02:12 PM   #1683
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that might have been me.
'94 or so?

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Old 12-28-2005, 02:55 PM   #1684
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The chair or the narrator?? (I'm guessing chair)
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:00 PM   #1685
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either one, but thanks for your support.

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Old 12-28-2005, 09:08 PM   #1686
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what's it got to do with the zoo?

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Old 12-30-2005, 01:32 AM   #1687
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"I was watching that Isaac Maserati show today"--my mother


(she means of course the fabulous Isaac Mizrahi)
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:57 AM   #1688
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Tee hee. :3
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:49 PM   #1691
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:51 PM   #1692
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Old 12-31-2005, 04:29 PM   #1693
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2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 12-31-2005, 09:34 PM   #1694
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I am a nerd who likes to participate in message board roleplaying games. I was doing a roleplay with one of those people who really love to use their thesaurus while writing, whether she knows the real meaning of the word or not. And Jade stared into Anika's grinning complexion.
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