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Old 05-06-2007, 12:42 AM   #76
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I am still pissed that zero's bro has not yet popped a happy in my ass as promised.
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Old 05-06-2007, 01:36 AM   #77
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Auntie Auditoriums presents:

"The Party"


host: "welcome to my party! glad you could make it. have you had a chance to meet anyone yet? here's a cup, help yourself to the keg."

guest: "no thanks, don't need a cup. i'd rather just dump out the keg and suck the beer from the carpet fibers."

host: "actually, i'd prefer if you didn't. that probably wouldn't be good for the carpet. besides, i don't know if the rest of the guests want to suck beer from the carpet."

guest: "YOU FASCIST PIG! I DON'T NEED YOUR PARTY! I CAN GO TO ANY PARTY I WANT TO ANY TIME! WHY DIDN'T YOU POST A SIGN TELLING EVERYONE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SOAK THE CARPET IN BEER BEFORE WE CAME IN? HOW DO I LEAVE? I WANT TO UNINVITE MYSELF BECAUSE YOU SUCK! LOOSEN UP AND LET ME DUMP OUT YOUR KEG."

host: "seriously, dude. no. use the cup, please."

guest: "I HATE YOU! HOW DARE YOU THROW A PARTY IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THE KEG UPTURNED IN THE LIVING ROOM! YOU'RE AN ASS! YOU THINK YOU'RE THE KING OF PARTIES! WELL I DON'T NEED THIS STINKING PARTY! I'M LEAVING!"

host: "um.... okay then."

guest: "if you need me, i'll be in the living room. P.S. YOU SHOULD REALLY RECONSIDER YOUR POLICY ON KEG DUMPING. ALSO, I HATE YOU!"

and.... scene.
You forgot where the guest shits on the rug & then wants everyone to enjoy the aroma.

Other than that, I ****ing love this post & may want to marry you because of it.
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Old 05-06-2007, 02:05 AM   #78
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You forgot where the guest shits on the rug & then wants everyone to enjoy the aroma.

Other than that, I ****ing love this post & may want to marry you because of it.
Should read:

"You forgot where the guest fuks on the rug & then wants everyone to enjoy the aroma."

"Other than that, I shitting love this post & may want to marry you because of it."

I think it's funnier that way, but maybe it's just me.

Btw, what is the deal with this Auntie Chick & LeFrank -- there may be others -- not wanting to take the time to start a sentence with proper capitalization? It realllllyy annoying, if you ask me.


Ok, I know I'm being an asshole, But am I funny? : )
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Old 05-06-2007, 02:10 AM   #79
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Btw

I really hate smilies. If I decide to hang out, would all mind not shitting using them? I'd appreciate that immensely. : )
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Old 05-06-2007, 02:15 AM   #80
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QUOTE]Ok, I know I'm being an asshole, But am I funny? : )[/quote]

No


kjh62I really hate smilies. If I decide to hang out, would all mind not shitting using them? I'd appreciate that immensely. : )


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Old 05-06-2007, 02:19 AM   #81
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Btw, what is the deal with this Auntie Chick & LeFrank -- there may be others -- not wanting to take the time to start a sentence with proper capitalization? It realllllyy annoying, if you ask me.
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Old 05-06-2007, 02:22 AM   #82
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kjh62I really hate smilies. If I decide to hang out, would all mind not shitting using them? I'd appreciate that immensely. : )


No
Now that's just shitting rude. : (
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Old 05-06-2007, 02:25 AM   #83
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Old 05-06-2007, 02:30 AM   #84
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LOL


where is jt when you need him.
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Old 05-06-2007, 02:30 AM   #85
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Old 05-06-2007, 02:34 AM   #87
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Old 05-06-2007, 04:25 AM   #89
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Old 05-06-2007, 04:44 AM   #90
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It seems this way...

No offense, but I personally feel that after 4 posts, you can't really have an understanding of what the tone of the forum.

It's not just a question of the number of posts... reading responses (including those to other threads) gives the impression that this is a board that doesn't thrive on knock-down, drag-out debate. The ICQ board, except for word filters was entirely unmoderated, and there were some interesting, thought-provoking debates. Recently there's been a period of flame-wars and massive spamming by a party or parties who want to take control of the board. The last time this happened, ICQ eventually came in, banged heads, banned a mass of people, deleted hundreds (thousands?) of posts by the banned personalities and walked off... that was about 2 1/2 years ago. Those of us who did come here were looking for a respite from the wars and a little honest debate, but apparently the flamers followed.

And I may just be quoting old posts, but it's not you or your friends that are unwanted. Nobody is, in fact.

I think the complaint was about "a flood of refugees from another board".

Feel free to leave, but I don't believe there has ever been a previous problem with posters, besides spammers and (unfunny) assholes.

Maybe I'll take a few more days to look around.

Btw, no connection to the gaming clan "Grey Wolves", right?

Nope. Grey Wolf was my IDF radio call sign for over 20 years.
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