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View Poll Results: What should I do with my Crack-Whacked Assistant?
Keep Crack-Whore: c'mon it's Christmas 6 20.69%
I love the Crack-Whore: i want to make babies with her 4 13.79%
Drop the Crack-Whore: she's proven to be an awful assistant. 12 41.38%
Fire the Crack-Whore: make her hurt! make her cry! 7 24.14%
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Old 12-06-2002, 03:21 PM   #31
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See how mean I am, 'I voted Make her cry', bwooohahaha
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Old 12-06-2002, 04:23 PM   #32
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Its Christmas people. Keep her till after Christmas and then drop her. This will help her along with a possitive New Years Eve resolution (unless she resolves revenge)
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Old 12-06-2002, 05:00 PM   #33
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well, it's official.

CONGRATULATIONS!
Survey says, "MAKE HER CRY!"

and that's just what we did. funny thing is one of the owners fired her while i was at lunch. he couldn't stand her anymore. and he didn't give her the option of staying an additional week. he shit canned her.

and it was reported that she may have been crying on the way out of the office.

i feel horrible, but my work is suffering having her here. how much of yourself do you give to make someone else happy? hmm.

on the upside, i have this shot glass from her from trip to Colorado. i'm thinking of offering it to someone here on the board, but i'm not sure who and for what....

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Old 12-06-2002, 05:07 PM   #34
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Bastard !
Shite!
Bollocks!

....I'm going drinking because of this. And it's ALL YOUR FAULT.!
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Old 12-06-2002, 05:10 PM   #35
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well, you could drown your sorrows with this lovely shot glass from Colorado from the Crack-Whore herself.

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Old 12-06-2002, 05:13 PM   #36
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I'm inconsolabe.........you may as well smash the glass and pierce my heart with the shards............



......and in answer to your question of :
"how much of yourself do you give to make someone else happy?"
----about 6 inches mate, about 6 inches.

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Old 12-06-2002, 07:36 PM   #37
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Oh Dinz, i am so sorry now i voted to make her cry, so cruel of me to deprive you, i feel your pain man, what can we do to cheer you up?
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Old 12-06-2002, 07:48 PM   #38
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It's Ok RP, I just hope DV8 can live with his conscience.....



"Tis the season of good will to all men, and crack whores"

ps. RP a nice gesture would be to drink something and raise your glass to what might have been, had it not been for DV8's cruel and unusual sense of humour.

Adios....I go drink heavily now........

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Old 12-06-2002, 07:50 PM   #39
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by the way, lime green speedo? really?
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Old 12-07-2002, 03:24 AM   #40
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will the other perverts please stand up?

Yikes. Didn't realize my vote for loving the crack whore and making little crack-whore-letts would be such a challenged click. Admittedly, it was kinda a knee jerk reaction to the alternatives which both seemed brash and insensitive... but here are four reasons I'll stand by Dinz and face the flame:

(1) She remarked on liking your shirt DV8. Being in tune with fashion and showing an interest in sense of style, whether correctly placed or not, displays potential.

(2) She notices when you get your hair cut DV8. Attention to detail is also an attractive quality.

(3) She lied on her qualifications to land an assistant job. that shows an uncanny committment to doing, "whatever it takes." Perhaps a bit desparate, but sexy nonetheless. Maybe almost in a damsel in distress combination of helplessness and assertive, "can do" sort of way.

(4) She was up for a lunch-time quickie. This displays: an ability to take risks, a healthy sex drive, and a smattering of sluttiness... not so much to make her unattractive, but enough to proclaim she is a woman in charge of her sexuality and not afraid to take action on awareness of it. Maybe almost in a TV news reporter sense of it.

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Old 12-09-2002, 11:19 AM   #41
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remember, all, it wasn't just a nooner, it was a sloppy nooner.

i wouldn't say she's the 'healthy sex drive' kinda chick as much as she is the 'whatever you want to do' doormat kinda chick. i have no problem with nooners or with a good libido. i just think she should hop in the sack 'cause she digs it, not 'cause she wants a tech to like her.

and as an employer, it is not desireable in an employee to go off and sleep with other employees...

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Old 12-09-2002, 11:45 AM   #42
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Quint is a gentleman, a scholar, and a fine judge of arse.

Deev, dont look to justify your heartless, callous behaviour here.
You ruined the CW's Xmas.
I hope you new asst. is even worse.

You will tell us? Wont you?
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Old 12-09-2002, 12:11 PM   #43
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i will be in big trouble if my new assistant is worse. i'm stealing her from another department. she should work just wonderfully.

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Old 12-09-2002, 02:38 PM   #44
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For some reason I am being reminded of Murphy Brown.
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Old 12-09-2002, 03:28 PM   #45
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haha murphy brown!
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