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Beer · 10-24-2003, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Red Princess
dear beer,
i had dreams of Guiness and that delightful creamy head of foam it makes in the glass. i think i will make that dream come true tonight. just you and me or should i invite a friend?

I recommend you invite as many friends as possible. I like to be enjoyed in groups

agentsmith · 10-24-2003, 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by rmr
it is.....i know you like everything better with a touch of violence so there ya go

thats true....screw this im gonna go watch a movie.

Beer · 10-24-2003, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by rmr
beer,

why doesn't anyone else think that we're funny? i mean we're funny....we're flipping hysterical.

some people just take things soooooo seriously. jeesh..

anway....thanks for last night.

all my love,

rims

Everybody else just doesn't enjoy me on a regular basis. That has to be it..

Beer · 10-24-2003, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by agentsmith
dear beer,

ive been pissing the colors of the rainbow.
what should i do?

Stop pissing

rmr · 10-24-2003, 12:21 PM

i'm sooooo tired. beer, i think you and i need a nap........we've got a big weekend ahead of us..............

agentsmith · 10-24-2003, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Beer
Stop pissing

thank you beer, it seems to be working.

Klynne · 10-24-2003, 03:16 PM

Dear Beer,

I am having a problem. I hope you can help me out here. See, I promised my friend Gym, that I would hang out with him an hour or two tonight. But, Beer, I feel like blowing Gym off and hooking up with you. I don't want to let Gym down since I stood him up two days this week. Got any advice Beer?

agentsmith · 10-24-2003, 03:17 PM

take some beers to the gym.

SuperCaliFragil · 10-24-2003, 04:47 PM

Hey Beer.

I think I met another friend of yours. Hard boiled eggs. Know him?
I figure you must be old friends cuz you sure seemed to have a gas together in my belly.

10-24-2003, 04:48 PM

this. is corny.

Beer · 10-24-2003, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Klynne
Dear Beer,

I am having a problem. I hope you can help me out here. See, I promised my friend Gym, that I would hang out with him an hour or two tonight. But, Beer, I feel like blowing Gym off and hooking up with you. I don't want to let Gym down since I stood him up two days this week. Got any advice Beer?

Never mind the Gym. 12 ounce curls should help ya just fine. If you want to lift more , have a pint, or better yet, have an oil can Fosters.

Klynne · 10-24-2003, 08:48 PM

Dear Beer,

You won out over Gym. I decided to be good and have you in the form of Michelob Ultra. Less carbs as you well know. Gym will have to wait for me, I will see him tomorrow. Cheers.

agentsmith · 10-24-2003, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by fodder
this. is corny.

why you always bringin everyone down? all you do is bitch.

SuperCaliFragil · 10-24-2003, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by fodder
this. is corny.

welll...yes it is...but then there are bushells of corn all over this site.
Thas part o' the fun.
But then, I didn't read your comment as a put down or anything...jus a comment/opinion/point o view etc.

Do you drink beer fodder?
jus wondering.

Beer · 10-24-2003, 11:59 PM

Fodder doesn't like me

That's OK I'm full of myself right now!!!!

10-24-2003, 03:17 PM	#68
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	take some beers to the gym. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

10-24-2003, 04:47 PM	#69
SuperCaliFragil monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 78	Hey Beer. I think I met another friend of yours. Hard boiled eggs. Know him? I figure you must be old friends cuz you sure seemed to have a gas together in my belly. __________________ If you really love your boomerang, throw it away. If it doesn't come back to you...it was only a stick.

10-24-2003, 11:59 PM	#75
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10-24-2003, 12:21 PM	#65
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	i'm sooooo tired. beer, i think you and i need a nap........we've got a big weekend ahead of us..............

10-24-2003, 03:16 PM	#67
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Dear Beer, I am having a problem. I hope you can help me out here. See, I promised my friend Gym, that I would hang out with him an hour or two tonight. But, Beer, I feel like blowing Gym off and hooking up with you. I don't want to let Gym down since I stood him up two days this week. Got any advice Beer?

10-24-2003, 08:48 PM	#72
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Dear Beer, You won out over Gym. I decided to be good and have you in the form of Michelob Ultra. Less carbs as you well know. Gym will have to wait for me, I will see him tomorrow. Cheers.

10-24-2003, 04:48 PM	#70
fodder Posts: n/a	this. is corny.