the paranoid thread

[Perky Pat]

we all get a little paranoid sometimes - look.. even JT's paranoid - and so are you - aren't you? yes.

s0 open up and share all your paranoid delusions with us and we'll conspire to bring you down.

[dalang]

no sir, already been there, done that.

thanks anyway.

[Perky Pat]

can anyone else hear a clicking noise on this thread?

[jaymirror]

Yes. Do you think it can be a bomb?

[Perky Pat]

I don’t know, but the clicks are definitely louder on 23, 1, 14, 11, 5, and 18. we're onto something big here, i'm certain of it.

[jaymirror]

Oh! Those numbers! I saw my officemate play 22, 65 and 4 on the lotto last night. They are obviously correlated...

[Magpie]

Originally posted by jaymirror
Oh! Those numbers! I saw my officemate play 22, 65 and 4 on the lotto last night. They are obviously correlated...

OMG! Those are my measurements!

[jaymirror]

Oh yes, and my last post was nr. 1100 .... Maybe i'm involved in the conspiracy without knowing .... Probably they give me drugs .... hypnothize me .... OMG!!!!

[JesusTitties]

my friend who works for a satellite company told me about a woman who swore up and down that her satellite was an actual camera that was spying on her.
it seemed, as she described, that no matter where on her property or in her house she was standing, the "camera" was looking at her. she demanded that the company come and take it away before she pressed charges.

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by JesusTitties
..my friend who works for a satellite company..

a bit of friendly advice JT: unless i'm very much mistaken, the guise of "satellite company worker" is frequently used by shape-shifting lizards. next time you're out for a beer with "your friend" don't let him put his tongue down your throat. or at least not all the way.

[laughingbuddha]

I am blank!!!

[jaymirror]

Pss... Don't say it loud but, there is someone behind the corner. He looks a bit like this...



Do you think he is a spy?

[Klynne]

I got a message on my voice mail at work. It said I will show you klynne, I will show you, take that. I am the gauntlet of God. I am so glad our state decided to shut down all the mental hospitals, and now the mentally ill live in federal housing.

[JesusTitties]

shape shifting lizards - wierd you mentioned that, i just finished a book called "Them", where they talk about the term shape shifting lizards as a government agency secretly trying to control the world.
guess thats where you got that from, but the term was new to me.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by jaymirror
Do you think he is a spy?

I think he is the Cheeseburglar.