What is wrong with you cat? - ZEFRANK.COM

03-02-2004, 05:18 PM

You're sitting in the shower right now attacking droplets of water that are running down the wall.

Frieda · 03-02-2004, 05:20 PM

my cat is biting nails.

priceyfatprude · 03-02-2004, 05:31 PM

Does he lick the water off your feet when you come out of the shower?

03-02-2004, 05:36 PM

He doesn't and he better not start.

Frieda · 03-02-2004, 05:37 PM

my cat bites my toes when i step out of bed

03-02-2004, 05:42 PM

aww, he's learning how to type. Here's his first sentence:

54444444444444444km44444444444444444444444444jjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjj,

He has quite a bit of learning to go.

Frieda · 03-02-2004, 05:43 PM

what's his name?

03-02-2004, 05:44 PM

Conan O'Brien. What's your cat's name?

Frieda · 03-02-2004, 05:45 PM

her name is Turbo

Dark Chocolate · 03-02-2004, 05:53 PM

Shoogie Boboogie

catbelly · 03-02-2004, 06:10 PM

My cat, my cat, Mr. Furry Man, fuzzy little darling, Maurice the tiny beast .... he cracks me up every day. Last night he decided to cuddle up to me and tuck himself up under my chin. Unfortunately he is a 15 lb. ball of muscle and fur .... which means he does *not* fit under my chin. Rather, he overflowed onto my face. Then he started to groom himself, the side-effect being that he started head-butting me in the nose. Aieeeee

Frieda · 03-02-2004, 06:12 PM

oh yeah i recognize that.. turbo loves to wake me up in the morning by walking over my head.. the first thing i see when i open my eyes in the morning is a cat's ass.. yay

God · 03-02-2004, 06:14 PM

My cat has a little problem- he likes to eat people.

nycwriters · 03-02-2004, 06:22 PM

Every night, like clockwork, we have the "kitty circus" in my house at midnight. Flying from trapezes, bouncing off couches doing summersaults...

Chloe is "kitty alarm clock" ... if the door to the bedroom is shut she bangs on the door at noon to wake me up if I'm not up already. She once banged at 10:30 and learned that's too early. I find it remarkable that she seems to know not to do 10:30 anymore and accurately hits the door at noon each day. If the door is left open, I find her spooned into my tummy when I awake. She loves to snuggle. She's also a target puker --- if she has to throw up, she'll run for the kitty litter mat and throw up there ... never anywhere else. It's remarkable. She's such a fatty fat fat sweetie.

Emma, you crank her tail like a jackinthebox and she rolls over to have her tummy rubbed. She, too, is fascinated with the shower. I'm waiting for her to jump in while I'm taking one, she's gotten brave enough to peer around the curtain while it's going.

nycwriters · 03-02-2004, 06:39 PM

Now I wanna see pix of your beasts!

Here's Chloe, can't find a pix of Emma at the mo (at work now).

03-02-2004, 05:18 PM	#1
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	What is wrong with you cat? You're sitting in the shower right now attacking droplets of water that are running down the wall.

03-02-2004, 05:20 PM	#2
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	my cat is biting nails. __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

03-02-2004, 05:31 PM	#3
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Does he lick the water off your feet when you come out of the shower? __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

03-02-2004, 05:37 PM	#5
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	my cat bites my toes when i step out of bed __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

03-02-2004, 05:43 PM	#7
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	what's his name? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

03-02-2004, 05:36 PM	#4
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	He doesn't and he better not start.

03-02-2004, 05:42 PM	#6
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	aww, he's learning how to type. Here's his first sentence: 54444444444444444km44444444444444444444444444jjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjj, He has quite a bit of learning to go.

03-02-2004, 05:44 PM	#8
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	Conan O'Brien. What's your cat's name?

03-02-2004, 05:45 PM	#9
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	her name is Turbo __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

03-02-2004, 05:53 PM	#10
Dark Chocolate Seductress Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In your mouth Posts: 239	Shoogie Boboogie __________________ dark. rich. scrumptious. indescribably beautiful.

03-02-2004, 06:10 PM	#11
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	My cat, my cat, Mr. Furry Man, fuzzy little darling, Maurice the tiny beast .... he cracks me up every day. Last night he decided to cuddle up to me and tuck himself up under my chin. Unfortunately he is a 15 lb. ball of muscle and fur .... which means he does not fit under my chin. Rather, he overflowed onto my face. Then he started to groom himself, the side-effect being that he started head-butting me in the nose. Aieeeee

03-02-2004, 06:12 PM	#12
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	oh yeah i recognize that.. turbo loves to wake me up in the morning by walking over my head.. the first thing i see when i open my eyes in the morning is a cat's ass.. yay __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

03-02-2004, 06:14 PM	#13
God Puppetmaster Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In the details Posts: 130	My cat has a little problem- he likes to eat people. __________________ “Shut up, God” -agent

03-02-2004, 06:22 PM	#14
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Every night, like clockwork, we have the "kitty circus" in my house at midnight. Flying from trapezes, bouncing off couches doing summersaults... Chloe is "kitty alarm clock" ... if the door to the bedroom is shut she bangs on the door at noon to wake me up if I'm not up already. She once banged at 10:30 and learned that's too early. I find it remarkable that she seems to know not to do 10:30 anymore and accurately hits the door at noon each day. If the door is left open, I find her spooned into my tummy when I awake. She loves to snuggle. She's also a target puker --- if she has to throw up, she'll run for the kitty litter mat and throw up there ... never anywhere else. It's remarkable. She's such a fatty fat fat sweetie. Emma, you crank her tail like a jackinthebox and she rolls over to have her tummy rubbed. She, too, is fascinated with the shower. I'm waiting for her to jump in while I'm taking one, she's gotten brave enough to peer around the curtain while it's going.

03-02-2004, 06:39 PM	#15
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Now I wanna see pix of your beasts! Here's Chloe, can't find a pix of Emma at the mo (at work now).

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