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Old 05-05-2004, 03:35 AM   #1
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Favourite Quotes...

Ok.. ppl this is simple.. post your favourite movie quotes...

Sean: Do you have a soul mate?
Will: Define that.
Sean: Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.
Will: Sure, I got plenty.
Sean: Well, name them.
Will: Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Conner...
Sean: Well that's great. They're all dead.
Will: Not to me, they're not.
Sean: You can't have a lot of dialogue with them.
Will: Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts.

-- Good Will Hunting

T.E. Lawrence: I killed two people. One was yesterday. He was just a boy and I led him into quicksand. The other was... well... before Aqaba. I had to execute him with my pistol and there was something about it that I didn't like.
General Allenby: That's to be expected.
T.E. Lawrence: No, something else.
General Allenby: Well, then let it be a lesson.
T.E. Lawrence: No... something else.
General Allenby: What then?
T.E. Lawrence: I enjoyed it.

-- Lawrence of Arabia

Commodus: The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Emperor himself in the great arena?
Maximus: You would fight me?
Commodus: Why not? Do you think I am afraid?
Maximus: I think you've been afraid all your life.

-- Gladiator
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Old 05-05-2004, 03:44 AM   #2
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Will: Oh, come on! What? Why is it always this? I mean, I ****in' owe it to myself to do this or that. What if I don't want to?

Chuckie: No. No, no no no. **** you, you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me, 'cause tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, and I'll still be doin' this shit. And that's all right. That's fine. I mean, you're sittin' on a winnin' lottery ticket. You're too much of a ***** to cash it in, and that's bullshit. 'Cause I'd do ****in' anything to have what you got. So would any of these ****in' guys. It'd be an insult to watch if you're still here in 20 years. Hangin' around here is a ****in' waste of your time.

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Old 05-05-2004, 03:55 AM   #3
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Morgan: Double Burger,
[singing]
Morgan: Chuck, I had a double burger!

Chuckie: Will you shut the **** up, I know what you ordered, I was there

Morgan: So give me my ****ing sandwich.

Chuckie: What do you mean your sandwich, I bought it, hey Morgan how much money you got on you?

Morgan: I said I'd give you the change when we ordered the Sno-Cones when we pulled up, so why don't you give me my sandwich and stop being a prick.

Chuckie: Well why don't you give me your ****ing sixteen cents you got on you and we'll put your sandwich on layaway, there you go, keep it right up here for you, We'll put you on a program, everyday you bring your six cents and at the end of the week you'll have your sandwich

Morgan: Why do you have to be such an asshole?

Chuckie: What am I?, sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit, like how you got your couch, payment plans, remember how your mother brought in $10 for a year and she finally got her couch Rent- A-Center Style?

Morgan: Can I have my food now please?

Chuckie: [throws the burger at Morgan] Here's your ****ing double burger!

--good will hunting, written by an ex

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Old 05-05-2004, 04:10 AM   #4
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Elle: Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians.


-Legally Blonde
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:17 AM   #5
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Emmett: Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?

Enrique Salvatore: Yes.

Emmett: Where?

Enrique Salvatore: A restaurant out of town, where no one would recognize us.

Emmett: How long have you been sleeping with Brooke?

Enrique Salvatore: Three months.

Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is...

Enrique Salvatore: Chuck.

Emmett: Right.

[Everyone gasps/laughs]

Enrique Salvatore: No, I'm sorry. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend.

Chuck: YOU BITCH.


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Old 05-05-2004, 04:18 AM   #6
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Elle: All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.

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I'd like this one printed on a t-shirt.
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:32 AM   #7
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The Donkey: Wait a minute, I know what's going on.
Princess Fiona: You do?
The Donkey: You're afraid of the dark.
Princess Fiona: Why... yes!
The Donkey: Don't worry, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark until... No, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.

-- Shrek
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:39 AM   #8
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AARON
Aaach...Jane...
(glancing at note)
Let's take the part that has
nothing to do with me. Let's let
me be your most trusted friend,
the one that gets to say awful
things to you. You know?

JANE
(testy and wary
but fair)
Yes, I guess. Yes.

AARON
You can't end up with Tom because
it goes totally against everything
you're about.

JANE
Yeah -- being a basket case.

AARON
I know you care about him. I've
never seen you like this about
anyone, so please don't take it
wrong when I tell you that I believe
that Tom, while a very nice guy, is
the Devil.

JANE
(quickly)
This isn't friendship.

AARON
What do you think the Devil is going
to look like if he's around? Nobody
is going to be taken in if he has a
long, red, pointy tail. No. I'm
semi-serious here. He will look
attractive and he will be nice and
helpful and he will get a job where
he influences a great God-fearing
nation and he will never do an evil
thing...he will just bit by little bit
lower standards where they are important.
Just coax along flash over substance...
Just a tiny bit. And he will talk about
all of us really being salesmen.
(seeing he's not
reaching her)
And he'll get all the great women.

-- Broadcast News
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:44 AM   #9
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Reese: Most people go through life unnoticed. Their names are never in the paper; they've got no laws named after them. That's fine for most people, but I want more.


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Old 05-05-2004, 04:49 AM   #10
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Annof her new dishwasher boyfriend) This is Jesus he saved my life
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has reached out to me
and together our hearts beat as one
bound by the rich red that runs coarsing
united we stand
stronger than before
able to face the dark
with hands entwined
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Old 05-05-2004, 04:53 AM   #11
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Sometimes in life, you just have to jump into the volcano.

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Old 05-05-2004, 04:57 AM   #12
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Buster: No one ever cheered *me* on!
Annyong: Go, Fatty!

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Old 05-05-2004, 04:59 AM   #13
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Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.

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Old 05-05-2004, 06:13 AM   #14
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Stevie: Social skills 10?
Malcolm: I have social skills, jackass.


Malcolm: Reese we are not leaving Stevie behind.
Reese: Maybe it's his time, what do we know, who are we to play god?


Malcolm: I feel like crap and no one understands. Even you. You're supposed to be my friend and you don't even care.
Stevie: And yet... you keep... talking.


Dewey: She's stealing Christmas.
Malcolm: Mom, you can't do this.
Reese: Yeah, this is the last year Dewey'll believe in Santa Claus.
Dewey: What?


Lois: Mother, we can't afford to put you up here.
Ida: You can afford a maid.
Piama: I'm not the maid, Ida. My name is Piama. I'm married to Francis.
Ida: [to Lois] Tell the help not to talk to me.


Malcolm: I don't believe it. You've turned into Mom.
Francis: Yeah? Well, sometimes Mom's right.
Reese: You take that back.


Reese: Kids like me are dreaming about something like this. We look around the playground, we see normal kid, normal kid, and a kid with a purse. Who do you think's gonna get creamed.
Dewey: Is one of the normal kids fat?
Reese: It doesn't matter. He's gonna be fat every day, but the kid with the purse, he might not wear it again.


Hal: Yes, Mr. Jackson, there is a perfectly good reason why I did not come into work today. Because I decided that 8 hours of joyless, mind-numbing crap just did not sound like much fun. Well, I guess we're going to have to agree to disagree.


--Malcolm in the Middle. God I love this show.
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Old 05-05-2004, 06:23 AM   #15
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Edward Garlick: "Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead mans balls." I have no idea what that means, but it seems very negative to me.

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