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Old 03-13-2003, 10:58 AM   #691
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1. There was a young monkey that typed
2. And listened to anything that we hyped.
3. He was lame as a duck
4. And we didn't give a &!%$@
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Old 03-13-2003, 01:45 PM   #692
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1. There was a young monkey that typed
2. And listened to anything that we hyped.
3. He was lame as a duck
4. And we didn't give a &!%$@
5. Because we loved all the lines that he swiped.
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Old 03-13-2003, 01:49 PM   #693
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Old 03-13-2003, 01:51 PM   #694
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Old 03-13-2003, 03:59 PM   #695
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1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing
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Old 03-13-2003, 04:21 PM   #696
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1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing
4. By getting up and leaving
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Old 03-13-2003, 04:43 PM   #697
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1. There was an old geezer who snored
2. To resolve it his poor wife emplored
3. Maybe I'd help his breathing
4. By getting up and leaving
5. And, heaving, she walked out the door and was promptly gored by a passing bull. They lived in Spain, you see. It was that time of year.
She should have had him tested for sleep apnea & gotten one of those neat machines like my dad just got.
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Old 03-13-2003, 05:38 PM   #698
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There was a young chap who sold ointment.

*lol*! Good one, L...

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Old 03-13-2003, 05:51 PM   #699
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1. There was a young chap who sold ointment.
2. who showed up once without an appointment
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Old 03-13-2003, 06:02 PM   #700
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1. There was a young chap who sold ointment,
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Old 03-13-2003, 06:11 PM   #701
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Old 03-13-2003, 06:18 PM   #702
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1. There was a young chap who sold ointment,
2. who showed up once without an appointment.
3. With his slippery wares
4. and his come hither stares
5. sales were rarely a great disappointment.



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Old 03-13-2003, 06:38 PM   #703
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and again ...

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Old 03-13-2003, 07:10 PM   #704
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1. My sea monkey's animatronic
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic
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Old 03-13-2003, 07:17 PM   #705
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1. My sea monkey's animatronic.
2. The sound of his swimming's symphonic.
3. Though his tricks are quite cunning,
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