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Old 03-31-2006, 04:49 AM   #391
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Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. I know we haven't talked in a while but I would like to ask you a question. I hope it won't hurt your feelings or anything. It's only a question.

Is there really an Easter Bunny? And if there isn't, how do I know if you're there or not?
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Old 04-01-2006, 07:37 AM   #392
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are you there, god? it's me, margaret. i know we haven't talked in a while but I would like to ask you a question. i hope it won't hurt your feelings or anything. it's only a question.

is there really an easter bunny? and if there isn't, how do I know if you're there or not?

call me on my mobile to let me know okay? if i can answer i will but i have a meeting with REGIONAL MANAGER at some point today so leave a message or text me. alternatively you could encode your answer and communicate via subliminal
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Old 04-01-2006, 09:36 AM   #393
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are you there, god? it's me, margaret. i know we haven't talked in a while but I would like to ask you a question. i hope it won't hurt your feelings or anything. it's only a question.

is there really an easter bunny? and if there isn't, how do I know if you're there or not?

call me on my mobile to let me know okay? if i can answer i will but i have a meeting with REGIONAL MANAGER at some point today so leave a message or text me. alternatively you could encode your answer and communicate via subliminal telegram, I mean, I heard they say a lot of scientists believe in psychic powers nowadays so I guess it's okay. I only mention it because I know horoscopes are a sin, but that was the old pope I think, and now they have a German in and everything they may have got rid of some of that mumbo jumbo, if you'll pardon my French. Herbert said with a German on the throne, we'd have to have sausage on a Friday instead of the fish! but don't mind him god he's a cheeky old bugger and I don't think he meant real sausage if you know what I mean, not with a woman of my age
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Old 04-03-2006, 01:25 AM   #394
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are you there, god? it's me, margaret. i know we haven't talked in a while but I would like to ask you a question. i hope it won't hurt your feelings or anything. it's only a question.

is there really an easter bunny? and if there isn't, how do I know if you're there or not?

call me on my mobile to let me know okay? if i can answer i will but i have a meeting with REGIONAL MANAGER at some point today so leave a message or text me. alternatively you could encode your answer and communicate via subliminal telegram, I mean, I heard they say a lot of scientists believe in psychic powers nowadays so I guess it's okay. I only mention it because I know horoscopes are a sin, but that was the old pope I think, and now they have a German in and everything they may have got rid of some of that mumbo jumbo, if you'll pardon my French. Herbert said with a German on the throne, we'd have to have sausage on a Friday instead of the fish! but don't mind him god he's a cheeky old bugger and I don't think he meant real sausage if you know what I mean, not with a woman of my age who appreciates censorship.

you know about the secret magically mysterious balance of truth in advertising ideomotor and divine retribution usually generates heavens rath whenever you least expect it. Nobody is exempt from mother nature or man's attempt to create
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Old 04-17-2006, 03:06 AM   #395
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are you there, god? it's me, margaret. i know we haven't talked in a while but I would like to ask you a question. i hope it won't hurt your feelings or anything. it's only a question.

is there really an easter bunny? and if there isn't, how do I know if you're there or not?

call me on my mobile to let me know okay? if i can answer i will but i have a meeting with REGIONAL MANAGER at some point today so leave a message or text me. alternatively you could encode your answer and communicate via subliminal telegram, I mean, I heard they say a lot of scientists believe in psychic powers nowadays so I guess it's okay. I only mention it because I know horoscopes are a sin, but that was the old pope I think, and now they have a German in and everything they may have got rid of some of that mumbo jumbo, if you'll pardon my French. Herbert said with a German on the throne, we'd have to have sausage on a Friday instead of the fish! but don't mind him god he's a cheeky old bugger and I don't think he meant real sausage if you know what I mean, not with a woman of my age who appreciates censorship.

you know about the secret magically mysterious balance of truth in advertising ideomotor and divine retribution usually generates heavens (w)rath whenever you least expect it. Nobody is exempt from mother nature or man's attempt to create a kind of Apollonian control over something even as uncomplicated as the humble potato. Why, look at what Monsanto is doing to the Russett Burbank, for instance! They've profited enormously from the demand that corporations like McDonald's have brought to bear on the potato market to the point that it doesn't matter what's in the french fries as long as it looks like the Idealized Version of a french fry. If we allow them to proceed unchecked with their genetically modified products - products, I might add, that now come with pesticide genetically encoded within - then mother nature is going to get really mad and hit the argribusiness' monocultural (as opposed to diverse) paradigm right in the nuts and then people will start dying of starvation and wish they'd supported the organic farmers instead.
So now I'm worried sick about what Monsanto is doing to the eggs and the chickens that lay them, and - quite possibly - to the Easter Bunnies that deliver them. I'm worried that there might not be any more Easter Bunnies, seeing as how they completely skipped my house altogether this year. That's a bad sign, right? Reassuringly enough, I know there's more than one, by the way. It's not like they can even compete with Santa Claus' powers, delivering things the way he does. They are just Easter Bunnies, after all. But it would be very sad if they became extinct and then I would find myself spiralling into a true existential/spiritual crisis. So what's the deal, god? Are you just going to lounge around and let Monsanto destroy the potatoes/chickens/eggs/bunnies/us?
Respectfully,
Margaret.
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Old 05-26-2006, 08:16 AM   #396
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i have an idea for a fantastic new chocolate product. you should
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Old 05-31-2006, 11:49 PM   #397
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hello

i have an idea for a fantastic new chocolate product. you should see the strides that have been made in the past decade in the field of penile replication. The average woman
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Old 06-02-2006, 12:47 AM   #398
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hello

i have an idea for a fantastic new chocolate product. you should see the strides that have been made in the past decade in the field of penile replication. The average woman may not have any interest, but apparently our own internal studies show that many men do. Our focus group also shows that we can use less expensive chocolates, however it appears the presentation is very important. Our quality control man Franscisco has offered
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Old 06-03-2006, 05:41 PM   #399
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hello

i have an idea for a fantastic new chocolate product. you should see the strides that have been made in the past decade in the field of penile replication. The average woman may not have any interest, but apparently our own internal studies show that many men do. Our focus group also shows that we can use less expensive chocolates, however it appears the presentation is very important. Our quality control man Franscisco has offered his own member as the prototype. Needless to say,
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Old 06-13-2006, 04:41 AM   #400
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We interrupt this candy-phallus missive for a message from the Make Up a Story thread

Dear Brad, you incredible bastard,
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Old 07-06-2006, 07:54 AM   #401
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Dear Brad, you incredible bastard,

What the Fuc* did you think you were doing.
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Old 07-09-2006, 07:17 AM   #402
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Dear Brad, you incredible bastard,

What the Fuc* did you think you were doing.
At first it seemed like good idea to
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Old 07-09-2006, 11:33 PM   #403
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Dear Brad, you incredible bastard,

What the Fuc* did you think you were doing.
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave.
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Old 07-10-2006, 06:12 AM   #404
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Dear Brad, you incredible bastard,

What the Fuc* did you think you were doing.
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave.
but what gives you the right to put
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:59 PM   #405
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Dear Brad, you incredible bastard,

What the Fuc* did you think you were doing.
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave.
but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants?
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