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Old 03-31-2004, 09:28 PM   #1
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Wink For all you Atkins/Low carb bitchez:

From the Dilbert Newsletter:


BEETSVILLE, OH - After a tragic communication mixup, Flossie Mongo devoured her husband of 30 years, Lester. "I asked my doctor if I should get on that Atkins diet and lose weight by eating meat. He just got all serious-like and said -- and I'm quoting now -- ‘Just eat Les.' At least that's what I thought he said. Now he claims there was a silent s on the ennd of Les." Mrs. Mongo explained that her husband had been riding her hard to follow whatever orders the doctor gave her for losing weight. "He was a real hard a**. I mean literally, I could hardly chew threw it." After a net gain of nearly 150 pounds in one day, Mrs. Mongo admits her other big mistake: "I should have spaced it out. That was way too much for one meal. But I worked up quite an appetite with all the stabbing and sawing. You have no idea." She adds, wistfully, "I'll miss him, but quiet is good too."
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Old 03-31-2004, 09:33 PM   #2
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Old 03-31-2004, 09:34 PM   #3
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HAHAHAHHA! Flossie Mongo ..............
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Old 03-31-2004, 09:35 PM   #4
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//"He was a real hard a**. I mean literally, I could hardly chew threw it." //


hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!
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