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Old 01-10-2008, 12:09 AM   #91
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(I'm still snorting over the last two posts)



"My liposuction went really well. They sucked out seven pounds. I have it in a jar. Want to see?"
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Old 01-10-2008, 03:09 AM   #92
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What do you mean I have no heart? Of course I have a heart! I have the heart of a thirteen year old boy! In a jar on my desk.
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Old 01-10-2008, 07:23 AM   #93
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That dinner was just terrific. I can't wait to see breakfast.
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Old 01-10-2008, 03:07 PM   #94
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Waitress, what the **** is this shit...send all this UTTER CRAP back to the kitchen, tell the that cook he or she is a complete idiot and should be a short order chef, and do not return till you have something palatable for us to eat....ok, she's gone...I'm telling you folks if you want a really creamy and smooth sauce on your fish, for some reason you just Have to insult the chef first, not sure why but it seems to work.
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Old 01-10-2008, 03:11 PM   #95
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Sometimes, when I breathe my nose almost sounds like it's whistling a tune.
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Old 01-10-2008, 03:13 PM   #96
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My dad says I kiss really well for a guy.
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Old 01-10-2008, 07:08 PM   #97
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Your daughter is only fifteen, but she looks eighteen. She's really popular at school. The guys talk about her a lot in the locker room.
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Old 01-11-2008, 04:51 AM   #98
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Oo, oo, just got a little turtlehead. Thought I was going to have to excuse myself, but it seems to have passed. Oh wait...
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Old 01-11-2008, 10:23 AM   #99
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No more wine for me, thanks -- I find that if I have more than two I wake up with three girls in the morning. Awkward.
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:52 PM   #100
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You say the ribs are really good here? I don't eat pork, do you serve chicken ribs? If not, I think I'll try the buffalo wings and chicken fingers, or is it the other way around? And what part of a chicken is the nugget?
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Old 01-12-2008, 03:24 PM   #101
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Oh, thats remarkable Mrs Shrewberry! I say, that fragrance you produced goes rather nicely with the well rounded red I am drinking.
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Old 01-12-2008, 09:51 PM   #102
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Oh wait, I can change the Oscar Peterson, we can turn on children of men, it's a great movie.
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Old 01-18-2008, 12:40 AM   #103
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So have you seen this movie, "The Aristocrats"? Let me tell you what it's about.
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Old 01-18-2008, 02:11 AM   #104
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^^^ and two hours later .... I have a friend who does that.
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Old 01-18-2008, 02:24 AM   #105
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you call that a cold-sore? god - I had one ten years ago that got named!!!
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