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Old 12-28-2003, 08:33 PM   #391
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Whoa... someone besides agent killed agents' thread killing thread.

Threadkill-envy? You're soaking in it.
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Old 12-29-2003, 04:10 PM   #392
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Old 12-29-2003, 05:41 PM   #393
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Agent wakes up groggy.
Beales had slipped a mickey in her drink before contract negotiations with the jrockers...Agent wakes up to find her self without jrocker protection as they are now circling protetively around beales after his more than skillfull contract negotiations.
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Old 12-29-2003, 05:48 PM   #394
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......when suddenly.......

someone sets fire to beale!
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Old 12-30-2003, 02:29 AM   #395
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However Beale's new jrocker body gaurds dive upon their new master to put out the flames with their own bodies...forgetting how much hairspray, cologne, styling gel, and other flamable hygene products they are wearing...oopps.
A sudden sonic boom rocks all on the set as a small pack of jrockers bursts into a mushroom cloud style explosion.
Beale being at the center of the blast miraculously survives with only all of his hair and most of his clothing burned off...the blast somehow canceled itself out in the center of the blast when all the jrockers around Beale exploded at the same instant.

A tattered and torn Coffee wanders back onto the set after all of the fuss if over, oblivious to what has just happened. He notices Beales' half-dressed half-burned apperance, and walks up to him and says..."Thank god my groupies aren't pyromaniacs like yours seem to be".

"...and can someone please turn off the Bright White Klynne shaped set lights over there...they are really hurting my eyes"
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Old 12-30-2003, 04:53 PM   #396
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*jumps in from out of absolutely no where...looking very evil...*

I'M BACK!!!! YOU SHALL ALL BOW TO ME, DR. EBIL...Ebil with a B...not a V...

*laughs all evil like* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!
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Old 12-30-2003, 04:59 PM   #397
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*gasp*

Not...DR. EBIL!!!
*creepy movie music...duh du duh duhhhh.*
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Old 12-30-2003, 05:18 PM   #398
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((lmao!!!!))

I will hold the world hostage if my demands are not met!!!! You will all fear the wrath of .....*puts her pinky finger to her lip* DR. EBIL!!!! Ebil with a B...not a V....
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Old 12-30-2003, 06:44 PM   #399
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yes?...yes?...so what are your demands?


*gasps and cowers*
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Old 12-30-2003, 07:59 PM   #400
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I demand...5 sexy sexy men dressed as elves from Lord of the Rings to be tied to my deluxe king sized bed by 12 midnight...along with um...some handcuffs and a buttload of coffee...we'll be up for a while. Send this to me at DR. EBIL'S ULTRA SUPER SECRET BAT CAVE LAYER UNDER THE BIG YELLOW BRIDGE THAT DINZ LIKES TO JUMP OFF OF WITHOUT HIS BUNGEE CORD...Ebil with a B...not a V...*puts pinky finger to her lip*
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Old 12-30-2003, 08:22 PM   #401
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better not touch Legolas.. he's mine!
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Old 12-30-2003, 09:03 PM   #402
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better not touch Legolas.. he's mine!

Ok...but I want Haldir...he's SOOOOOO mine....mmmm...Haldir *drools*



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Old 12-30-2003, 09:09 PM   #403
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Here's a couple of Legolas to tide you over Frieda.






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Old 12-30-2003, 09:31 PM   #404
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hmmm.. it gives me a timeout..
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Doesn't it though...
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