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Old 11-27-2008, 01:38 PM   #3406
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[Thank you, Trish for a great job of judging. My prize, the Deluxe Scrabble Dictionary, may give me an unfair advantage in this game. Fat chance of that!]

pissaladière n. an extreme underling; specifically, the kitchen worker lowest in the pecking order, even lower than the dishwasher, upon whom falls all the shittiest jobs
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Old 11-27-2008, 05:37 PM   #3407
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Old 11-29-2008, 02:56 AM   #3408
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the odor of a nursing home
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Old 11-29-2008, 06:52 PM   #3409
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A ladder that leans to the side, for use on or against awkward slopes.
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:23 PM   #3410
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pissaladière n.

a game popular with 9- to 12-year old boys the world over, it is played as a duel, in which the combatants stand on opposite sides of a toilet bowl and... well gee whiz, they either make light saber noises or trade Ghostbusters references whilst "crossing the streams."


And that's that. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. (Thanks, Trish darlin'.)
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Old 12-05-2008, 04:11 PM   #3411
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pissaladière n. an extreme underling; specifically, the kitchen worker lowest in the pecking order, even lower than the dishwasher, upon whom falls all the shittiest jobs

For his compassionate Dickensian definition treekisser gets the Kitchen-Slave Abolitionist Award of the Pissaladière-Round.



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pissaladière lamp post



For her concise definition and leaving a mark on (the lamp post) my heart 12"razormix deserves the Recapturing the Poetry of Everyday Objects Award of the Pissaladière-Round.


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pissaladière

For his obdurate no-show Marquis Bales gets the Pertinacious No-Shower Deward of Several Rounds with a friendly warning about its gruesome consequences.


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pissaladière the odor of a nursing home


lukkucairi’s definition brought up some reeky memories. Surprisingly, the smell of romance, too. Therefore, lukku gets the Beauty Is in the Nose of the Sniffer Award of the Pissaladière-Round.


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pissaladière A ladder that leans to the side, for use on or against awkward slopes.

For his exceptional definition of great depth as well as height Coffee gets the Award for Maintaining a Shaky Equilibrium in this Increasingly Dodgy World of the Pissaladière-Round.


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pissaladière n. a game popular with 9- to 12-year old boys the world over, it is played as a duel, in which the combatants stand on opposite sides of a toilet bowl and... well gee whiz, they either make light saber noises or trade Ghostbusters references whilst "crossing the streams."
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And that's that. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.
For this disturbingly graphic description of memories that reminded me of childhood games and other cruelties dddrum dddeserves the Golddden Sworddd Awarddd with Plenty of Bowls to Practice his Aim.

However, the mentioning of that other thing of which I know nothing about disqualifies ddrum from winning this round and gets him the position of the First Runner Up together with hundreds of microscopic orgasms inside the lungs, which is, in fact, poisoning, not lung sex.


The real definition, by the way, is not an authoritative female boss of a young man, so the Pissaladière-Award for
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pissaladière [pee-sah-lah-DYEHR] A flaky pizzalike tart topped with onions, anchovies, black olives and sometimes tomatoes. Pissaladière is a specialty of Nice, in southern France
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All definitions were excellent and enriching. But there’s only one who has the privilege of choosing a new word and judging entries and this time it’s your turn,

COFFEE!

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Old 12-06-2008, 03:24 PM   #3412
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Alrighty then.

Have a go round at:
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Old 12-07-2008, 01:56 AM   #3413
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Sorry to miss the last round, but I couldn't decide whether to eat first or go to the lu. Ever had that problem?

Lachrymose - the budding of a sad problem into a happy ending.

Snowman's lachrymose life was remarkable.
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Old 12-07-2008, 04:12 AM   #3414
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Lachrymose

1.) the whistling sound when a faulty parachute opens, caused by the air pouring through the myriad tiny rips in the fabric.

2.) just plain tore up in general; full of great big ol' tears.
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Old 12-07-2008, 08:40 AM   #3415
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Lachrymose - a kind of microscopic chelicerate. This parasite feeds on human body fluids (blood, sweat, tears, etc.). Unlike some other mites, the lachrymose does not induce alleries, but sudden, unexpected mood swings.
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Old 12-07-2008, 03:35 PM   #3416
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Hi everyone. I will pass on this round since I recognize the selected word. But I did want to commend Ysapur for her outstanding judging. You rock, Ysapur!
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Old 12-07-2008, 03:37 PM   #3417
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(apparently everyone recongnizes the word no excuse...make something up )


or not

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Old 12-10-2008, 12:57 AM   #3418
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Ok ok...it was a crappy word. (*Cries...given to tears)

however the definitions offered were terrific...a really hard round to decide on.

For making me feel a bit itchy, Ysa's definition wins a framable photo of a stack of pests/pets .

Prodddigal member dddrum dddeliverddd a dddamneddd dddeliteful dddouble dddefinition anddd dddogeddd dddeciddding.

For sharing a lovely story that will make my mom smile when i forward it to her, our winner gets a cuddly prize in appreciation, and the right to choose and decide for the next round.

Take it away xfox
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Old 12-19-2008, 11:47 AM   #3419
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Whoa! Thanks, Coffee! Sorry to take so long, but hibernation, and all.

Make merry with

palfrey
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Old 12-19-2008, 12:14 PM   #3420
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palfrey - a heated dispute among mates that ends with a very loud quarrel and a very long period of silent resentment.
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