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Old 08-14-2004, 08:42 PM   #1
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THE GOOD VERSUS EVIL DEBATE

EVIL IS GOOD AND GOOD IS EVIL. TO HELL WITH YOUR MORALS, FOOLS, I AM THE DEVIL.

HA HA HA HA HA!
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Old 08-14-2004, 08:52 PM   #2
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only a loser would allow a situation where his very existence is predicated on the existence of his opponent.
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Old 08-14-2004, 08:55 PM   #3
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GOOD IS PREDICATED ON THE EXISTENCE OF EVIL
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Old 08-14-2004, 08:58 PM   #4
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LOSING IS GOOD AND WINNING IS BAD, UNLESS WINNING BENEFITS ME DIRECTLY
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Old 08-14-2004, 09:00 PM   #5
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ALL IMMORTAL BEINGS MUST USE ALL-CAPS. IT IS THE LAW!
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Old 08-14-2004, 09:17 PM   #6
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LUCY... YOU ALWAYS WERE A BLOWHARD.
I'M TRYING TO HAVE A QUIET WEEKEND. DO YOU MIND?
WE CAN RESUME THE DEBATE LATER.
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Old 08-14-2004, 09:29 PM   #7
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hey god, while you're here i have a question for you that's been bugging people for a long time. being all powerful and all, can you make a rock so heavy that even you can't lift it?
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Old 08-14-2004, 09:45 PM   #8
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THIS IS SOMETHING OF A HOBBY OF MINE.
I HAVE SIDESTEPPED THAT WHOLE MATTER ENTIRELY AND HAVE INSTEAD CREATED A PIECE OF PAPER LARGE ENOUGH TO COVER THE ROCK.
TO BE HONEST, I'D RATHER NOT KNOW. (I KNOW TOO MUCH AS IT IS.)
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Old 08-15-2004, 04:05 AM   #9
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another dodge. please.
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Old 08-15-2004, 05:21 AM   #10
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just wondering
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Old 08-15-2004, 01:09 PM   #11
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HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
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Old 08-15-2004, 01:12 PM   #12
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hey. where's my rock'em sock'em robots ya dead beat?
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Old 08-15-2004, 01:22 PM   #13
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HO HO HO CHRISTMAS IS NOT ABOUT ROCK'EM SOCK'EM ROBOTS IT IS ABOUT CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF ME AND WHILE IM HERE REMEMBER TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES AND DRINK COCA-COLA HO HO HO
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Old 08-15-2004, 07:30 PM   #14
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just wondering

MORTALS MAKE MANY RULES FOR THEMSELVES TO GOVERN THEIR RELATIONSHIPS WITH EACH OTHER. THE RULES SEEM TO CHANGE OVER TIME. SOMETIMES I CAN'T KEEP UP.
I SET UP THE UNIVERSE SO THAT, IF A SINGLE RULE WAS FOLLOWED, THERE WOULD BE LITTLE CONFLICT. IT IS AMUSING TO NOTE THAT MORTALS SEEM TO HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH SIMPLY TREATING EACH OTHER WELL.
NO ONE AND NOTHING IS DISCARDED. ALL ARE PART OF ME. I LOVE ALL MY CHILDREN, ALL MY CREATION.
BE AT PEACE.
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Old 08-16-2004, 08:15 AM   #15
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You piss me off God.
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