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Old 03-23-2010, 04:53 PM   #1606
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This is unbelievable! Somebody has come up with a yolk and eggwhite separator...



I think I might give up baking altogether after doing some separating.
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Old 03-23-2010, 05:48 PM   #1607
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^haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg no!
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Old 03-24-2010, 05:01 AM   #1608
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^^Quite astonishing that they not only invented it but made a little face on it
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Old 03-24-2010, 05:13 AM   #1609
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The point is that the nose hole is too small for the yolk to run through, while the white passes through it easily. Any resemblance to snot is entirely coincidental...
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Old 03-24-2010, 03:26 PM   #1610
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The eagles were transported in a hand luggage , with the zipper not totally closed to allow air to enter. The bird smuggler, a Thai resident, took connecting flights from Bangkok to Brussels, with a stopover in Vienna; he placed his hand luggage in an overhead compartment during both flights. When interviewed, the Thai man declared that he "bought the eagles on a major Bangkok market, a few days before departure, as a present for [his] brother living in Belgium." The eagles reportedly had no contact with domestic animals before departure. A few days later, a Belgian falconer declared he had ordered the eagles and offered 7,500 for each bird
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Old 03-31-2010, 07:30 AM   #1611
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action movie title generator

the wine generator is also fun:

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A creamy strawberry flavor and loud urine flavors are mixed in the 2005 Red Zinfandel from Pepperoni Bros Vineyards.
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Old 04-02-2010, 04:24 PM   #1612
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:55 PM   #1613
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Did you see the Google logo today? Did you notice that if you keep clicking on the picture you get five different ones?
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Old 04-05-2010, 01:15 PM   #1614
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Is this our recent weather??? Interesting to get some perspective....what's that black thing, I wonder?
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:51 PM   #1615
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Asian kid sounds just like Whitney.

Uncanny.

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Old 04-08-2010, 01:31 AM   #1616
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^ that was awesome !! Mo has tears in her eyes
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Old 04-09-2010, 12:43 PM   #1617
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ARTIST: The Hollies
TITLE: Bus Stop
Lyrics and Chords


Bus stop, wet day, she's there I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus go, she stays love grows
Under my umbrella
All that summer we enjoyed it
Wind and rain and shine
That umbrella we employed it
By August she was mine

/ Am - - - / / / Am - - AmG / C G Am - /
/ Dm - Em - / Am - - - / Am Em Am -/

{Refrain}
Every morning I would see her waiting at the stop
Sometimes she'd shop and she would show me what she bought
All the people stared as if we were both quite insane
Someday my name and hers are going to be the same

/ C B7 Em C / Am B7 Em - / :

That's the way the whole thing started
Silly, but it's true
Thinking of a sweet romance
Beginning in a queue
Came the sun, the ice was melting
No more sheltering, now
Nice to think that that umbrella
Led me to a vow

{Refrain}

Bus stop, wet day
She's there I say
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus go, she stays, love grows
Under my umbrella
All that summer we enjoyed it
Wind and rain and shine
That umbrella we employed it
By August she was mine

i hear this today while in trader joes

and it reminded me that this song was popular
when i was in somewhere between the 2nd and fourth grades
and i always wondered what "by august she was mine"
i did not get that part
i couldn't wrap my mind around that
i did distinctly remember r thinking
then what?
i loved to thinking of then at the bus stop
but she was his? that was a let down somehow

once when i was at girl scout camp
everyone was playing on a carousel over and over
while i was trying to sleep and thinking
there will someday be a
last song ever written
i wonder if it was this song
would the world be different without any new songs
or stay the same
the gist:: could people go on living etc if no one ever wrote another song ??


long winded due to thinking of
"the hollies"

bye for real
OX L,Mo
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:37 PM   #1618
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so, let him think i am his .....there is no harm in it really....



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Before I was a Mom,
I never tripped over toys
or forgot words to a lullaby.
I didnít worry whether or not
my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.
Before I was a Mom,
I had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Chewed on.
Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind
and my thoughts.
I slept all night.
Before I was a Mom,
I never held down a screaming child
so doctors could do tests.
Or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
I never set up la
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Old 04-17-2010, 01:41 AM   #1619
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look! lego in the hole!
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Old 04-21-2010, 02:45 PM   #1620
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