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Old 05-14-2005, 05:59 PM   #916
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Dear Melissa,
I know you'll have fun at the party tonight, but please keep two things in mind.

1. Don't trash talk your coworkers until they've left.
2. Don't drink too much, you have that wedding to go to Sunday.

Thanks,
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Old 05-14-2005, 06:07 PM   #917
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dear melissa,

i hope you have fun!

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Old 05-14-2005, 06:24 PM   #918
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Dear Surbhi,
Good luck studying and remember to have fun! And I hope your leg stops hurting soon.

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Old 05-15-2005, 07:16 AM   #919
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Dear Protein,

I will miss eating you. It's not you, it's me. I'm sure you understand.

Love,

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Old 05-15-2005, 05:28 PM   #920
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Dear melissa,

thank you! I'm feeling better.

me


Dear pfp

i'm sorry you can't eat protein anymore.

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Old 05-15-2005, 05:32 PM   #921
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dear anybody who knows,
isn't it impossible to live without protein, or is that just an advertising
slogan?
hilp!
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Old 05-15-2005, 05:38 PM   #922
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dear cj,

protein deficiency can cause hair loss, fatigue, stuff like that. i think that if you have severe protein deficiency, you can die. protein is necessary in providing amino acids (i think). amino acids are the building blocks of life!
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Old 05-15-2005, 05:45 PM   #923
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dear pfp,
i'm concerned.
yrs,
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Old 05-15-2005, 06:03 PM   #924
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me too.. maybe she can take protein supplements.
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Old 05-15-2005, 06:45 PM   #925
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Dear Co-workers,
I hope I didn't say anything too hurtful and offensive at the party last night. I'm sure I didn't say anything that I don't feel is true, but sometimes it's better to not say those things to certain people. I'm pretty sure I was not keeping that restraint in mind last night.

If I said anything that hurt your feelings or the feelings of someone you consider a friend, I'm sorry.

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Old 05-16-2005, 04:55 AM   #926
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Originally Posted by priceyfatprude
Dear Protein,

I will miss eating you. It's not you, it's me. I'm sure you understand.

Love,

Aimee
pfp there is supposed to be alot of protien in sperm. does this mean you have to give up bj's
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Old 06-15-2005, 09:09 PM   #927
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Dear (borrowed) cell phone,

Although i cant stand you and i think you are the anti-christ, i must admit that you kinda came in handy today...but dont think that means were gonna go steady...i'm dumping your sorry ass as soon as i get home.

signed - me
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:55 AM   #928
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pfp there is supposed to be alot of protien in sperm. does this mean you have to give up bj's
Was I supposed to? The nephrologist didn't mention that.



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It's summer. I get that.

During the summer, people grill food in their backyards. I get that, too.

But after 3 months of nothing but grilling shows, I want to kill whoever is in charge of your programming.

Please show something else? Please?

And enough w/Rachel Ray already. 4 shows? SO not worth 4 shows.

-me
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Old 09-13-2005, 07:09 PM   #929
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dear pfp

have you watched iron chef? it's the best. i love it
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Old 09-14-2005, 05:40 AM   #930
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Dear flu,

Please stay the fvk away from my joints. They are hurting. Also when I sleep, this is your opportunity to die a litle bit more, not gather the troops. I'm not going to eat until you go away so you may as look for nourishment in some other body. Now suits me fine.

You suck,

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