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Old 08-17-2005, 09:18 PM   #16
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dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trouts' little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a
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Old 08-17-2005, 09:23 PM   #17
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dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trouts' little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of a slop and buckle?
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Old 08-17-2005, 09:40 PM   #18
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dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:05 AM   #19
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dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom.
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:40 AM   #20
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dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because
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Old 08-18-2005, 08:04 AM   #21
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dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:00 PM   #22
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dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:22 PM   #23
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dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in your wardrobe
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:43 PM   #24
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dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in your wardrobe, shuffled them randomly, then painstakingly stitched them back in place. You must admit
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:02 PM   #25
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dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy: let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in your wardrobe, shuffled them randomly, then painstakingly stitched them back in place. You must admit, the result is rather charming. After all,
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:27 PM   #26
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dear zero

you know that pair of trousers you borrowed last night?
Well, imagine my surprise when i put my hand in the
pocket and felt that squishy sensation, identical to
the time when I went fishing, and mistook the chum bucket
for the doner kebab I was saving for later? haha - remember
the expression on those trout's little faces! but listen, going
back to those trousers, how do you fancy going for a bit of
a slop and buckle? "what in heaven's name is a slop and buckle?!"
i can hear you ask dear zero, so let me explain: slop and buckle
just happens to be the very nastiest way to convey intimacy:
let's reuse a condom 'n shticckkkgrfz gnm... phhshhhbbbd.. ya (sigh)
ahvb'n drinkin agian... mbblpished - 's only because I love you
more than life itself that I cut the eyes out of all the photos in
your house and then cut the crotch out of all the trousers in
your wardrobe, shuffled them randomly, then painstakingly
stitched them back in place. You must admit, the result is rather
charming. After all, you're an expert in such matters, or so you
keep telling me.

anyhow, they're safe in my executive trouser-press until you've
time to pop round and get them back

okay, talk to you later

-=gladys
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:27 PM   #27
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Old 08-18-2005, 10:54 PM   #28
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Old 08-18-2005, 10:55 PM   #29
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Dear Gladys,

While perusing your letter, I was overcome

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Old 08-19-2005, 02:24 AM   #30
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Dear Gladys,

While perusing your letter, I was overcome
with sorrow and grief at your anger. Do you really
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