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Old 08-20-2007, 09:29 PM   #2341
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These are the most interesting tacos I've ever tasted. Do you think they've put something new in the salsa?

I don't remember whether it was 3 or 23.
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Old 08-20-2007, 10:11 PM   #2342
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How many quarts in a gallon?


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Old 08-22-2007, 01:56 PM   #2343
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What did the battleship's barbershop do as a practical joke to the COB?

crooked wall hangings under acerbic heating vents
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Old 08-22-2007, 02:50 PM   #2344
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What's your advice on how to hang my paintings in the best optimal arrangement for my next exhibit?


Wrangling a deal.
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Old 08-22-2007, 06:08 PM   #2345
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OK Lady, we picked you up on a street corner arguing with that man. Just what were you doing?

It will only get worse.
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Old 08-23-2007, 01:36 AM   #2346
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Is it too late to euthanise this fruit cake?

I was hoping you didn't notice.
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Old 08-23-2007, 02:08 AM   #2347
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No seriously, who harvested my other kidney?

I prefer to call it a "limited engagement."
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Old 08-23-2007, 10:23 AM   #2348
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What do you call it when a skunk asks a porcupine to marry him?

Round and round we go
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Old 08-25-2007, 02:13 AM   #2349
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Have you played the solitaire game on your iPod nano yet?

It was a savage experience that I will be repeating as soon as possible.
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Old 08-25-2007, 02:36 AM   #2350
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So what did you think of those Rocky Mountain Oysters?


It will go alot easier on you if you confess.
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:00 PM   #2351
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What's with the branding iron, Grandpa?

If I were you, I'd do my best to forget about it.
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:03 PM   #2352
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Didja hear the one about the snake, the panda, and the donut shop?


Ohhhh, that. I thought it was an earthquake.
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:44 PM   #2353
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Wow that cabbage and red bean ice cream had a drastic effect on craig johnston's gastrointestinal tract, did it bother you last night?


Four inkjet cartridges and a butterfly bandaid.
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:44 PM   #2354
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At the Anna Nicole auction, what did you bid for her panties?


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Old 08-29-2007, 03:50 PM   #2355
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What made up the bulk of the solid waste derived from the Town of Bedrock Water Treatment Pant?

It's just my pomegranate. You can safely ignore it.
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