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Old 01-25-2008, 02:32 AM   #586
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It says in the Bridesmaid's Handbook that tickling the spine will make her involuntarily release her grasp. Quick, before she gets cleavage spilnters!
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Old 01-26-2008, 02:37 AM   #587
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Old 01-26-2008, 04:12 AM   #588
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Don't take it personal, sarge, he's picky when it comes to his clothes.
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Old 01-26-2008, 04:20 AM   #589
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If this doesn't show you how strong my feelings are for you, flash, i don't know what can. Look - are you holding him? - look what you make me do? Do you think I'm proud of this? Oh my god, I'm a mess. Look at me, look at me when I'm talking to you!
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Old 01-26-2008, 09:17 PM   #590
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Publicity still from the upcoming movie Brokeback Swamp
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:56 AM   #591
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OOH, OOH!!! PICK UP ME!! I'll give you a strike!!
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:40 PM   #592
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Listen carefully everyone - the energy coming off of her is intense. On my count, let's add feet.
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Old 01-30-2008, 02:20 AM   #593
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Theater geek Twister - "I'm spinning the wheel and -- it says anyone wearing a striped shirt has to put their right hand on a bald head."
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Old 02-16-2008, 09:31 PM   #594
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:26 PM   #595
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Tom enjoyed his job with the sperm bank; the hours were easy, and he almost never had to pick up more than one bottle per house.
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Old 02-17-2008, 01:24 PM   #596
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Dinz was proud to be the first to deliver bottled breast milk he had collected himself!

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Old 02-27-2008, 04:40 AM   #597
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Milton's dispassionate campaign to milk-bottle-bomb all houses with bright yellow siding was going all too well.
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:56 AM   #598
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Lenin started out as a humble milk bottle thief before he became a mass murderer.
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