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Old 08-07-2004, 03:06 AM   #151
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Yes, but the real question is -- does Mr. Huffer huff?

Because that would explain so much.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:16 AM   #152
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is huff one of those dirty words? because mother wont let mister huffer say dirty words. she made me kneel on the rice yesterday because i said 'buttocks'.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:17 AM   #153
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:26 AM   #154
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mother says medication is the fruit of the devil. when i broke my leg, she wouldnt give me any pain killers or take me to a doctor. instead mr. jady showed me his helmet for causing mother trouble.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:29 AM   #155
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GET ME SOME PIE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:31 AM   #156
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MOTHER WANTS MISTER HUFFER TO GO TO HIS ROOM MISTER HUFFER KNOWS TO SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO MOTHER MADE A NICE CASSEROLE FOR DINNER MISTER HUFFER IS IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND MR JADY WILL SHOW MISTER HUFFER HIS HELMUT

i hate your mother --hahahahah mr. jady i am your mother
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:34 AM   #157
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why do you all say such hurtful things about mother? she is honestly a good woman. it will upset her to know what you said. she will drink even more.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:43 AM   #158
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mother says medication is the fruit of the devil. when i broke my leg, she wouldnt give me any pain killers or take me to a doctor. instead mr. jady showed me his helmet for causing mother trouble.
LIES!

You're huffing NOW!
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:55 AM   #159
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I assure you it's the truth. I still have not yet recovered from the fracturing of my leg. I still get violent spasms of pain at night. Mother gets very angry with me when my wails of pain wake her from her drunken sleep. She makes me kneel on rice, and then she goes back to drinking and blames me for all her woes.
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:57 AM   #160
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What's with you and the rice? Are you making sushi?
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:59 AM   #161
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...and then she goes back to drinking and blames me for all her hoes.
I thought so.
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Old 08-07-2004, 06:48 AM   #162
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please dont twist my words. mother says its wrong to lie.
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Old 08-07-2004, 07:01 AM   #163
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vertical or horizontal?
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:03 PM   #164
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mother told mister huffer that it is time to go away for a while.
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Old 08-08-2004, 03:49 AM   #165
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Honey Bunny,

Ooops, sorry Mr. Huffer.

I followed your instructions. Your mother appears a little cold, grey, and stiff. She did not even stand up to say hello. Is she just a bitch or what? I put on my best dress to meet her, but she does not even want to have a conversation. Why does she smell like rotting meat? I still love you though.
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