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Old 11-25-2004, 03:27 AM   #76
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I'm a little put off by my maid;
I scarcely begrudge what she's paid
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Old 11-25-2004, 03:52 AM   #77
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I'm a little put off by my maid;
I scarcely begrudge what she's paid
as long as she does
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Old 11-25-2004, 07:54 AM   #78
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I'm a little put off by my maid;
I scarcely begrudge what she's paid
as long as she does
that thing to remove fuzz
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Old 11-28-2004, 04:19 AM   #79
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I'm a little put off by my maid;
I scarcely begrudge what she's paid
as long as she does
that thing to remove fuzz
then sprays the damn thing with some Glade
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Old 11-28-2004, 10:22 PM   #80
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When the wind blows this hard, I tingle
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Old 11-28-2004, 11:00 PM   #81
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When the wind blows this hard, I tingle
I'm married but act like I'm single
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Old 11-29-2004, 03:03 AM   #82
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When the wind blows this hard, I tingle
I'm married but act like I'm single
At strangers I'm winking
and secretly thinking
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Old 11-29-2004, 03:19 AM   #83
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When the wind blows this hard, I tingle
I'm married but act like I'm single
At strangers I'm winking
and secretly thinking
Of all of the ways we could mingle.
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Old 12-09-2004, 03:35 AM   #84
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I'm hormonally challenged as well
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:37 PM   #85
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I'm hormonally challenged as well
So you people can all go to hell
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:33 AM   #86
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I'm hormonally challenged as well
So you people can all go to hell
I'll continue my b*tching
I'll scratch where I'm itching
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Old 12-10-2004, 06:45 AM   #87
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I'm hormonally challenged as well
just in case you found it hard to tell
I'll continue my b*tching
I'll scratch where I'm itching
So you people can all go to hell
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:29 PM   #88
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The monkey was scratching his back

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Old 12-13-2004, 11:35 PM   #89
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The monkey was scratching his back
When he heard an most ominous quack
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:34 AM   #90
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The monkey was scratching his back
When he heard an most ominous quack
A duck with a gun
had come up at a run
yelling, "Monkey, you should have bought AFLAC!"
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