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Old 01-24-2005, 01:53 AM   #241
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Old 01-24-2005, 02:52 AM   #242
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Old 01-24-2005, 04:39 AM   #243
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A trip to the edge of the lake
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Old 01-24-2005, 04:45 AM   #244
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A trip to the edge of the lake
With wine and a copy of Blake
And a drunken musician
Could lead to some fishin';
And maybe some ol' "hide the snake."
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Old 01-26-2005, 05:27 AM   #245
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A trip to the edge of the lake
With wine and a copy of Blake
And a drunken musician
Could lead to some fishin';
And maybe some ol' "hide the snake."
Love it!!




While fishing one Sunday morn'
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Old 01-26-2005, 05:53 AM   #246
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While fishing one Sunday morn'
I wished I had never been born
When I spotted two wrasse
Wrassling hard for some ass;
I had stumbled upon some fish porn.

The sun came up red through the steam
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Old 01-27-2005, 08:35 AM   #247
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The sun came up red through the steam
I watched a trout wooing a bream
I saw why cods are called cods
When they got out their rods,
A fishy, yet erotic, dream


The bearded mussels had gone brazilian
Their innards on view were vermillion
I saw clams in a new light
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Old 01-27-2005, 10:49 AM   #248
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The bearded mussels had gone brazilian
Their innards on view were vermillion
I saw clams in a new light
Their pearls are so tight
Mollusk bling is worth a cool million.

A diver was holding his breath
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Old 01-27-2005, 06:29 PM   #249
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A diver was holding his breath
for he was allergic to death
he ran out of air
in an octopus lair
his quarry was out of his deapth

Held fast by four legs out of eight
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Old 01-29-2005, 06:12 AM   #250
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Held fast by four legs out of eight
the other four dangled as bait
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Old 01-30-2005, 07:07 AM   #251
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Held fast by four legs out of eight
the other four dangled as bait
To a squid who swam by
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Old 01-30-2005, 08:03 AM   #252
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Held fast by four legs out of eight
the other four dangled as bait
To a squid who swam by
and nibbled them, why?
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Old 01-30-2005, 09:35 AM   #253
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Held fast by four legs out of eight
the other four dangled as bait
To a squid who swam by
and nibbled them, why?
He's urbanised and can relate

Our protagonist struggled but was left airless
Now the octopus was essentially lairless -
He'd gone after the squid
Who had nibbled his nid
And left the diver to the clams who were hairless

The diver's wetsuit began to grow tight
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Old 01-30-2005, 11:43 AM   #254
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Held fast by four legs out of eight
the other four dangled as bait
To a squid who swam by
and nibbled them, why?
He's urbanised and can relate

Our protagonist struggled but was left airless
Now the octopus was essentially lairless -
He'd gone after the squid
Who had nibbled his nid
And left the diver to the clams who were hairless

The diver's wetsuit began to grow tight
to the young octopus' delight
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Old 01-30-2005, 08:01 PM   #255
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Held fast by four legs out of eight
the other four dangled as bait
To a squid who swam by
and nibbled them, why?
He's urbanised and can relate

Our protagonist struggled but was left airless
Now the octopus was essentially lairless -
He'd gone after the squid
Who had nibbled his nid
And left the diver to the clams who were hairless

The diver's wetsuit began to grow tight
to the young octopus' delight
with tentacles out
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