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Old 02-09-2004, 07:21 AM   #1
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Stewpid Made-Up Songs thread

I am a lone-some cowboy,
deep in outer space.

Huníert thousand light years from
the nearest familiar face.

Aw struck out on a spaceship,
feeliní mighty bold.

Now Iím out here whistliní way,
in the interstellar cold.

Yodle-ay-hee, yodle-ay-hee, yodle-ay-hee!

Been all through this galaxy,
felt like a grain of sand.

Saw the stars aní nebulae.
I thought that they were grand.

But what I would like most of allís
a little - human touch.

Oh, my sweet heart darliní gal!
I miss you, very much!

Yodle-ay-hee, yodle-ay-hee, yodle-ay-hee!

I am a lone-some cowboy,
spinniní through the void.

Gettiní lost out hereís somthing
I sure want to avoid.

This cramped-up, tiny spaceship
Is gettiní pretty old.

If I then knew the I thatís now,
oh,the things I woulda told.

Yodle-ay-hee, yodle-ay-hee, yodle-ay-hee!
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Old 02-09-2004, 08:29 AM   #2
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slippin through my mind
are the thins I left behind
like the time we danced
in that street in France

oh, baby, it's all slippin
oh, it's all started slippin
awaaa-aaaa-aay
oh, it's all slippin
awaaa-aaaa-aay

it's grippin in my mind
the sight of your behind
you shook it at the disco
down that street in frisco

now everythin is slippin
just when we should grippin
onto our love
just keep on grippin
onto my love

*guitar solo*

now everythin is slippin
just when we should grippin
onto our love
just keep on grippin
onto my love
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Old 02-09-2004, 04:51 PM   #3
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chorus
Sometimes Iím no better than a no-good scoundrel of a maaan
(repeat 3x)

Sometimes, I ask how yer doiní aní I donít even listen when you talk.
(repeat 2x)
Sometimes, youíd be wishiní I was limp, prone aní outlined in white chalk.

fiddle/instrumental bridge

Sometimes I eat the last piece of pizza aní I donít even ask you if youíre full.
(repeat 2x)
If you think Iím friendly then your eyes must be itchiní from that wool.

chorus
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Old 02-09-2004, 09:34 PM   #4
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Traditional Dwarven Mining Song:

chorus:
Gold!

Repeat liberally
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Old 02-09-2004, 10:10 PM   #5
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My head hurts..
my head hurts..
my head hurts and I don't have any Advil

why am I given to such pain
why am I given no mercy

my back aches..
my back aches..
my back aches and I don't have any Tylenol

why am I given to such pain
why am I given no mercy

*harpsichord solo*
[bridge]

euphoria is a dream
I remember pleasure no more
_how _can _I _cope
_how _can _I _hang _ON.. Oh!

my ankle throbs..
my ankle throbs..
my ankly throbs and I don't have a hacksaw

why am I given to such pain
why am I given no mercy

why am I given to such pain
why am I given no mercy

[repeat, fade to almost nothing, followed by a horrendous scream ŗ la Howard Dean]
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Old 02-10-2004, 03:27 AM   #6
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coolarama, katzenjama
cool-coolara-hama, katzenjama
coolarama
katzenjama

cooolarahahama katzenjama
cooolarahahama katzenjama
cooolarahahama katzenjama

(repeat over and over until somebody smacks you)
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Old 02-10-2004, 03:38 AM   #7
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There's a pile of little foil wrappers
here upon the desk
But a twinge of pain just started to crawl
from the corner of my wrist
There's a nondescript vacuum cleaner
over 'gainst the wall
And I wonder at the mundaneness of it all

This is middle class life
This is middle class life
not much toil or struggle or sweat
or really any kind of strife

Chewing on the back of my mind
is that report from NPR
I heard it on the expressway
driving home from work in my car
It said the burden's on me'n my family
thanks to tax cuts for rich
So I guess it's time to get up in arms
can I summon the will to bitch?

This is middle class life
This is middle class life
Time for toil and struggle and sweat
Time to stand up for my life
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:04 AM   #8
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I have no need for a hat
*blum blum*
I HAVE no NEED for a HAT
*blum blum*
I have no need I have no need I have no need for a hat.

I have no need for a hat
so what do you think about that?
I have no need I have no need I have no need for a hat.

Itís hot and my hair is quite flat.
I am not wearing my hat.
I have no need, I have no need, I have no need for a hat.

I am not wearing my hat
do you have a problem with that?
I have no need I have no need I have no need for a hat.
Ö
(and so onÖ)
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Old 02-11-2004, 10:07 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by RevEf
Traditional Dwarven Mining Song:

chorus:
Gold!

Repeat liberally
ah, a pratchett reader!
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Old 02-12-2004, 10:38 AM   #10
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CHICKENS

(The song Little Richard would just as soon forget he recorded)

Chickens to the right of me!
Chickens to the left!
Chickens all around
leaving me so depressed!

(Chorus)
Oh, baby!
Woo-oo-oo oh, baby!
Oh, chickens,
Woncha go an' leave me alone!

Chickens in the front yard,
Chickens in the back!
A chicken eatin' woman
Is the only thing I lack!

(Chorus)

Gonna get a grill
Gonna get a fryin' pan!
Gonna eat them chickens
and then poultry I will ban!

(Chorus)
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Old 02-12-2004, 10:48 AM   #11
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(The song Greg Allman would just as soon forget he recorded)

Ain't got no arms, baby,
Ain't got no legs down below!
(Slide guitar)
Oh, I ain't got no arms, baby,
Ain't got no legs down below!
(Slide guitar)
When I go see my baby, now,
Oh, Lawd, I'm movin' real slow!

Lyin' here on the floor, baby,
Don' know what I'm gonna do!
(Slide guitar)
Lyin' here on your floor, baby,
Don' know what I'm gonna do!
(Slide guitar)
I got them low down, do nothin',
Quadruple Amputee Blues!
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Old 02-12-2004, 11:56 AM   #12
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Donovan's first attempt.....

I'm just wild about acne
Acne runs wild about me
I'm just oozing gurgling zits
Puss just runs out of me

chorus
They call me mellow yellow ......etc....
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Old 02-12-2004, 06:24 PM   #13
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I am a drunken Irishman a long way from my home.
I am a drunken Irishman a long way from my home.
I am a drunken Irishman a long way from my home.
I am a drunken Irishman a long way from my home.
(Button accordion solo)

(Repeat until someone hands you a Guinness)
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Old 02-14-2004, 06:29 AM   #14
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ah, a pratchett reader!

Yeah, and I'm trying to remember what is was about Glod... did Glod have a song?
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Old 02-15-2004, 07:40 AM   #15
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Iím amazed at all the many things Iíve learned.
Itís amazing, just how many things Iíve learned.
Though I hardly know a thing,
I have really learned to wing.
Itís astounding, all those things that I have learned!

Iím beguiled by all the places I have been.
Itís beguiling, all the places I have been.
Though I never rode a plane,
Iíve had lettuce from Romaine
Itís beguiling, all those places I have been.

Iím surprised how many folks Iíve come to know.
Itís surprising, all the folks Iíve come to know.
Though I canít recall a name,
Itís surprising, just the same,
All those scads and hordes of folks Iíve come to know.

I regret that there are things I havenít done.
Itís regrettable, the things Iíve never done.
All those things Iíve never seen,
Places that Iíve never been.
Well, I guess there isnít much I havenít done.

Iím in wonder by the songs Iíve learned to sing.
It is wonderful, the songs that I can sing.
Though I may forget the words
Da da da da da da derds
Itís a wonder, all those songs Iíve learned to sing.
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