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Old 12-06-2006, 03:37 PM   #1966
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What on earth was so important that you would miss your own wedding?

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Old 12-06-2006, 03:38 PM   #1967
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who took your place at said wedding?


seven green ones, a little bit of milk and some gold dust

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Old 12-06-2006, 04:06 PM   #1968
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What's the Mac recipe for making pea green eyeshadow?

There will be some "hands on" activities for the children.
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:28 PM   #1969
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Hey Michael, what's going on at Neverland this weekend?



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Old 12-06-2006, 04:31 PM   #1970
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was it "big" or "yo"???


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Old 12-06-2006, 04:42 PM   #1971
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What was that word I was supposed to use just before you filled my glass, which is even now overflowing, reached a level I could accept?

He brought it on himself.
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:50 PM   #1972
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What's all this I hear about this War On Christmas O'Reillys been ranting about?

In a box, under The lake.
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Old 12-07-2006, 01:04 AM   #1973
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where in god's name did we bury pepe??

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Old 12-07-2006, 06:04 AM   #1974
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what are you planning to do about that hairstyle?


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Old 12-07-2006, 03:16 PM   #1975
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Where has Jimmy Hoffa been all these years?

Five gallons exactly.
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Old 12-07-2006, 09:01 PM   #1976
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I'm considering donating sperm...how large a sample is usualy required?


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Old 12-08-2006, 03:27 AM   #1977
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Clowns?


Oh really, I thought you'd heard the screams and come to investigate.
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Old 12-08-2006, 08:29 AM   #1978
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can i have a go in your dungeon?


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Old 12-08-2006, 10:36 AM   #1979
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What is an acceptable term for groping someone you don't know?


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Old 12-08-2006, 12:19 PM   #1980
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What is an acceptable term for sex?


Nearly one hundred
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