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Old 12-17-2006, 09:41 PM   #1996
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If you didn't eat my sandwich, then where is it?!

Something between strawberry shortcake, and hexane.
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:21 PM   #1997
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what's for christmas dinner this year?


it's all in the wrist action
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Old 12-28-2006, 11:05 AM   #1998
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What's the secret to effective door knocking?


It took me three hours to get the spoon back.
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Old 12-28-2006, 01:12 PM   #1999
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Were you inconvenienced that time you let Big Bird try your cocaine?

The snowmen polish at night in St. Petersburg.
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Old 12-28-2006, 02:09 PM   #2000
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What was the Allied secret recognition code on the Volkhov Front on 12/25/1941?

I wouldn't believe it.
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Old 12-28-2006, 07:24 PM   #2001
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What if I said I was sitting outside your window, watching you type, with a tranquiliser dart gun trained on your neck?


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Old 12-28-2006, 07:52 PM   #2002
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What would an armadillo hooker do?


A rake, fifty dollars and a Welsh-English dictionary.
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Old 12-31-2006, 04:33 AM   #2003
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What's your secret to "hot monogamy"?

It all looks so different from the eighty-ninth floor.
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Old 12-31-2006, 04:45 AM   #2004
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Why did you just drop that squid?

A mug of something hot with lemon.
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Old 01-02-2007, 12:03 AM   #2005
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what did the Pinellas County sergeant get when he asked the vice squad so send him over a report on the night's takings?

his lost childhood smeared over a pomegranite
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Old 01-02-2007, 07:47 AM   #2006
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what are you going to call the first part of your autobiography?


it works on many levels
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Old 01-04-2007, 04:44 AM   #2007
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what do you hope about an elevator in a very tall building?

making meatballs at 2 in the morning.
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Old 01-04-2007, 04:47 AM   #2008
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how did the incomniac carnivore spend her evenings?

a very large grey squirrel. very large.
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Old 01-04-2007, 04:49 AM   #2009
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Who was responsible for getting your cat pregnant?

2 Live Crew.
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:51 AM   #2010
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what was found in the wreckage?


be excellent to everyone, and party on dude!
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