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Old 01-12-2007, 07:49 PM   #2026
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why did you finally set things straight with that cute army recruiter?

The irrelevance of that question is mind-boggling.
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:12 PM   #2027
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If the universe was created by a marshmallow, would chicken taste like snake?

It's not arrogance, it's self assurance.
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:51 AM   #2028
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What have you convinced yourself regarding your own hubris?

Just tilt your head, and let it flow into the basin.
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Old 01-13-2007, 09:04 AM   #2029
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I've had this tune going around in my head all day, what should I do?



Either that or a better pair of trousers.
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Old 01-13-2007, 05:11 PM   #2030
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are you going to shower before your date this time?


you can't be serious!
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Old 01-14-2007, 09:17 AM   #2031
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What's the defining symptom of Johnston's Syndrome?



Somewhere along the way I just stopped caring.
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Old 01-14-2007, 01:06 PM   #2032
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Hey, did you see who's up for a Golden Globe?

What you don't know won't hurt you.
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Old 01-14-2007, 03:24 PM   #2033
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What is the "Golden Rule" for dishonest folks?

A sore neck and a sprained ankle.
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Old 01-14-2007, 03:35 PM   #2034
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what was the result of your james brown impersonation coff?


a fluffy pink hand grenade
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Old 01-16-2007, 02:24 AM   #2035
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And the latest plot of Lindsay Lohan's to take out Paris Hilton involves?

Chamomile, Witch Hazel and THC.
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Old 01-17-2007, 04:11 PM   #2036
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Do you know how Robitussin was first developed?

Lazers; lots of them.
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Old 01-17-2007, 04:47 PM   #2037
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WTF happened to Joan Rivers face?

Merry Cranberry scented handiwipes.
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:20 PM   #2038
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what did you find in santa's grotto?


it's too late baby now it's too late
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:03 AM   #2039
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What do you say if something inside has died and I can't hide it, I just can't fake it?

A narrow, ribbonlike strip of dried dough, usually made of flour, eggs, and water.
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:22 AM   #2040
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when you're going on vacation, what's the first thing you pack?




a pen, a rose and a popsicle
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