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Old 02-15-2007, 05:42 PM   #2116
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and how would you like your evening meal, sir?


well, it was a very tricky situation.
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:34 PM   #2117
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So the audience were a bit anxious after seeing you'd actually sawn the woman in half?


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Old 02-15-2007, 07:18 PM   #2118
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any regrets after your adventurous life mr fox?



that's what it said on the box!
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Old 02-15-2007, 10:37 PM   #2119
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Did you really believe that latex doll would be "lifelike"?

A really good sneeze or two.
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Old 02-16-2007, 03:00 AM   #2120
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How long did the sutures last?

a pound of pork necks, two heads of cabbage, and a whole lotta lurrrrrrrve
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Old 02-16-2007, 09:38 AM   #2121
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So what do you bring to the relationship?


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Old 02-16-2007, 10:24 AM   #2122
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If you have a very difficult Quamtum Physics problem to work out how do you go about doing it?

Four men and a dog.
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Old 02-16-2007, 02:04 PM   #2123
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What was your worst blind date?

Some bondo and a new gasket.
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Old 02-16-2007, 03:23 PM   #2124
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scotty, what do we need to repair the enterprise?


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Old 02-16-2007, 04:06 PM   #2125
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What's this pile of shit you've left in my front yard?


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Old 02-18-2007, 12:32 PM   #2126
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When you were little, what did do you want to be when you grew up?

In the end he lost everything but a crumpled traveler's cheque for ten thousand yen and a withered anthropomorphic apple with haunting googly eyes.
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:11 AM   #2127
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What was Spalding Gray's net worth when he died?

Don't grip it too tightly.
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Old 02-19-2007, 02:05 AM   #2128
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How do you hold a chinchila?

To prevent a nuclear war.
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Old 02-19-2007, 03:40 AM   #2129
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Why did we sanction chinchillas?

Ich habe Schtoolferschtopfoonk. JETZT.
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:43 AM   #2130
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Why did your mother tell you to stop talking with your mouth full?

That dog don't hunt!
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