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Old 02-14-2007, 08:45 AM   #1
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Arrow ••THIS IS A BREAD FOR NEW TOASTERS••

NEW TOASTERS

help us our breads seem to be all worn out or we all grew up or something anyhow nobody is toasting much therefore NEW TOASTERS please start toasting in this bread or better still make some nice new new breads for us to enjoy and toast our toasts in


THANKY HAVE A NICE DAY ENJOY YOUR BREAD
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Old 02-14-2007, 11:03 AM   #2
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a place to stick it on Valentines Day

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I just LOVE what you haven't done with the place!
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Old 02-14-2007, 02:01 PM   #3
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A Toast to Bread:

O bread, O staff of life!
Were I not married, I'd make you my wife.
To have and to hold,
Until you grow mold -
Bold bread! Bread for all!
With sesame sprinkles,
I bathe thee with wine
As twilight twinkles.
I toast thee!
I toast thee!
O Bread be mine!
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:59 PM   #4
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Dualit, stainless steel, 4 slice.....$400

Anything less is just burnt bread
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Old 02-14-2007, 04:07 PM   #5
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Now we know what a $400 toaster looks like



What colour is it?
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Old 02-14-2007, 04:16 PM   #6
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Not sure, but here's something else you can buy for $400
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Old 02-14-2007, 04:19 PM   #7
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and Zennie looks good in either
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Old 02-14-2007, 04:44 PM   #8
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Is that a hint?
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Old 02-14-2007, 05:00 PM   #9
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I'll take two!
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:36 PM   #10
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^^^^^^^^all of your toasts are off-topic

the intention of this bread is to encourage new toasters to sign up and start toasting
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:40 PM   #11
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You should've said.



Muffin?
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:58 PM   #12
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I'll drink to that!
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:58 PM   #13
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Oh wait...that's been done!

Mr. zero, please sir, that makes you an old toaster too, so if we can't toast here, then you can't either!

Toasting, toasting, toasting away here...(whistles and toasts defiantly)
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:12 PM   #14
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guys? guys... this is a ••BREAD FOR NEW TOASTERS••. pm's please. otherwise we'll never convert any long-time turkeys into first-time toasters
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Old 02-15-2007, 01:37 AM   #15
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These toasters cannot manage the more abstruse breads. It is the way of cheap toasters.
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