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Old 08-19-2005, 08:19 AM   #31
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Dear Gladys,

While perusing your letter, I was overcome
with sorrow and grief at your anger. Do you really think that by defacing my trousers, that you would stop me in any way from
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Old 08-19-2005, 01:58 PM   #32
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Dear Gladys,

While perusing your letter, I was overcome
with sorrow and grief at your anger. Do you really think that by defacing my trousers, that you would stop me in any way from turning
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Old 08-19-2005, 04:02 PM   #33
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Dear Gladys,

While perusing your letter, I was overcome
with sorrow and grief at your anger. Do you really think that by defacing my trousers, that you would stop me in any way from turning the videotapes over to the National Enquirer? Gladys, my sweet throbbing heart, the people have a right to know
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Old 08-20-2005, 05:51 AM   #34
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Dear Gladys,

While perusing your letter, I was overcome with sorrow and grief
at your anger. Do you really think that by defacing my trousers,
you would stop me in any way from turning the videotapes over
to the National Enquirer? Gladys, my sweet throbbing heart, the
people have a right to know the reality behind this "holier than
thou" public facade which you present to them.

however, there's still time to stop the article going to press if you
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Old 08-20-2005, 05:56 AM   #35
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Dear Gladys,

While perusing your letter, I was overcome with sorrow and grief
at your anger. Do you really think that by defacing my trousers,
you would stop me in any way from turning the videotapes over
to the National Enquirer? Gladys, my sweet throbbing heart, the
people have a right to know the reality behind this "holier than
thou" public facade which you present to them.

however, there's still time to stop the article going to press if you
will simply follow your command hallucinations to find each of the
Death List Five (encl.) appended to this letter. I wish you only the
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Old 08-20-2005, 06:02 AM   #36
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Dear Gladys,

While perusing your letter, I was overcome with sorrow and grief
at your anger. Do you really think that by defacing my trousers,
you would stop me in any way from turning the videotapes over
to the National Enquirer? Gladys, my sweet throbbing heart, the
people have a right to know the reality behind this "holier than
thou" public facade which you present to them.

however, there's still time to stop the article going to press if you
will simply follow your command hallucinations to find each of the
Death List Five (encl.) appended to this letter.

i wish you only the happiest thnaksgiving!

yours,

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Old 08-20-2005, 06:03 AM   #37
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Old 08-20-2005, 02:31 PM   #38
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Dear Loud-mouthed Jerk,
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Old 08-20-2005, 02:38 PM   #39
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Dear Loud-mouthed Jerk,

Allow us at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe to congratulate you
on the success of your latest legal name change. We were
unreservedly in agreement that Dr. Jerk makes a far better
name for a vascular surgeon than
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Old 08-20-2005, 10:25 PM   #40
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Dear Loud-mouthed Jerk,

Allow us at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe to congratulate you
on the success of your latest legal name change. We were
unreservedly in agreement that Dr. Jerk makes a far better
name for a vascular surgeon than Dr. Loston Othawan. May we suggest, however, that things should really pick up when you
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Old 08-21-2005, 01:59 PM   #41
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Dear Loud-mouthed Jerk,

Allow us at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe to congratulate you
on the success of your latest legal name change. We were
unreservedly in agreement that Dr. Jerk makes a far better
name for a vascular surgeon than Dr. Loston Othawan. May
we suggest, however, that things should really pick up when
you formally announce your new handle to your eminent
colleagues during the forthcoming
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:03 PM   #42
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Dear Loud-mouthed Jerk,

Allow us at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe to congratulate you
on the success of your latest legal name change. We were
unreservedly in agreement that Dr. Jerk makes a far better
name for a vascular surgeon than Dr. Loston Othawan. May
we suggest, however, that things should really pick up when
you formally announce your new handle to your eminent
colleagues during the forthcoming Royal College of Physicians
and Surgeons' Second Annual
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:41 PM   #43
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Dear Loud-mouthed Jerk,

Allow us at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe to congratulate you
on the success of your latest legal name change. We were
unreservedly in agreement that Dr. Jerk makes a far better
name for a vascular surgeon than Dr. Loston Othawan. May
we suggest, however, that things should really pick up when
you formally announce your new handle to your eminent
colleagues during the forthcoming Royal College of Physicians
and Surgeons' Second Annual Family Day and Pig Roast.

Enjoy your new name!

yours faithfully,

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Old 08-21-2005, 02:43 PM   #44
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Old 08-21-2005, 04:15 PM   #45
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Just what is the deal with your
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