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Old 01-07-2006, 04:51 AM   #1
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what type of meat are you?

Chewy and unctuous, Corned Beef is your spirit guide.
Your comforting tenderness belies the sultry nature that lurks at your core. You are usually served with a side of salty steamed cabbage which tends to cause indigestion and mealy boiled potatoes which sometimes gum up the works. You are not to everyone's taste, but a true connoisseur will appreciate your homey nature. Your life may not be perfect, but your spirit guide will be the best caretaker that it can be.

test your meat
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Old 01-07-2006, 06:13 AM   #2
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hey, my spirit guide is corned beef too!
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Old 01-07-2006, 02:09 PM   #3
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beat your meat

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Old 01-07-2006, 07:31 PM   #4
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Also corned beef. I *love* corned beef. Yummy.
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Old 01-08-2006, 03:28 AM   #5
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Fried Chicken

Here's your Meat Spirit:

Crispy and salty with a moist, juicy interior, Fried Chicken is your spirit guide.
Your herbal crustiness seduces others by speaking to the very depths of their souls. Your meaty sustinance keeps them coming back to you again and again - you are not necessarily healthy, but certainly nourishing. Your lovers may get a temporary "high" in your presence, but discomfort may later result. Be proud, though: your guide is powerful and charming.
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Old 01-11-2006, 10:28 AM   #6
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Corned beef

MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Old 01-11-2006, 04:58 PM   #7
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Creamy and rich, Liverwurst is your spirit guide.

Although soft and loaded with calories, you are also iron-rich and can provide care and comfort for those around you. You harken back to "Old Europe" and more simple times - the elderly, particularly, find you appealing. Your spirit guide may not be fancy, or even terribly desirable, but ensures that In times of need you are always available.
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Old 01-11-2006, 05:53 PM   #8
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Fried Chicken

Here's your Meat Spirit:
Crispy and salty with a moist, juicy interior, Fried Chicken is your spirit guide.
Your herbal crustiness seduces others by speaking to the very depths of their souls. Your meaty sustinance keeps them coming back to you again and again - you are not necessarily healthy, but certainly nourishing. Your lovers may get a temporary "high" in your presence, but discomfort may later result. Be proud, though: your guide is powerful and charming.
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Old 01-12-2006, 01:36 AM   #9
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Creamy and rich, Liverwurst is your spirit guide.
Although soft and loaded with calories, you are also iron-rich and can provide care and comfort for those around you. You harken back to "Old Europe" and more simple times - the elderly, particularly, find you appealing. Your spirit guide may not be fancy, or even terribly desirable, but ensures that In times of need you are always available.
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